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October 2007

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Giant Flesh-Eating Pigs and Midget Celebrities

October 26, 2007

Why is it that on TV people always appear taller than they actually are, and animals appear smaller? I swear it’s true. Like, you always think that when you meet famous people they’re going to be these statuesque, glowing gods that you have to physically look up to. As if. I saw Johnny Borrell in Smash and Grab last Thursday and I swear he was no more than an overgrown midget. What the fuck? What does that make Kirsten Dunst?…

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Squallyoaks Wall Destruction

October 18, 2007

This video is a bit old now… maybe about 6 months or so. But I thought I’d put it up anyway for your viewing pleasure. Basically the back story is that we had a party in our infamous basement (a.k.a. The Squallyoaks Dungeon). Foals played. People got wasted. It was fun. However, despite all the happy/gurning faces around me, I couldn’t help but think, “Fuck! This party would be so much more fun if that god-forsaken wall wasn’t there!” So,…

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Insomnia Blows

October 6, 2007

Love of my life… I think I’m finally feeling better. Slightly. I’m over my existential crisis anyway. Existentialism is for assholes. Stuttering is for assholes. Nosebleeds are for assholes (although I do still get them occasionally). But overall I think I’ve finally realized that things aren’t so bad. They could be a hell of a lot worse anyway. It’s like my mother always said whenever my little brother or I complained as children: “At least you still have your arms.”…

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