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June 2008

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Squallyoaks Does Gay Sex

June 26, 2008

[youtube http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SckNjOQoSnM&hl=]Warning: This video may be too sexy for normal people eyes. You know that saying ‘necessity is the mother of invention?’ Well I’ve thought of a new one: ‘poverty spawns creativity.’ And this amazing and sexalicious video proves it. The latest export from Squallyoaks, this 1.20 minutes of ecstasy was made in celebration of our flatmate Dominic’s birthday. To think, this masterpiece probably wouldn’t have been made if all of us weren’t so dirt poor that we couldn’t afford…

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I’m Turning into my Mother

June 16, 2008

I’m turning into my mother. It’s scary. Actually, it’s so far beyond scary that I can’t even begin to explain the terror I’m feeling in words. Believe me, I’ve tried. But every time I do my body instantly goes into spasm, puss shoots out of my eyeballs and my tongue flaps around outside my mouth like a confused trout. See, it just happened again. You can’t see me right now, but if you could you’d be laughing. Back to the…

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OMG I’m, Like, Totally In French Playboy

June 10, 2008

This is me showing my boobs in this month’s issue of French Playboy. This makes me happy as I like the idea that weird pervy men all over the world are potentially jerking off over my tits, then climaxing all over my shiny, 2-D body, leaving their man juice to dry and get all crusty on my face. Nice one. The picture was taken by Rankin, who is basically the epitome of the stereotypical fashion photographer. He spent the entire…

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