My Grandpa I’ve been back home in New York for a week now and things have been just as staggering awkward as I expected. Apparently every teacher, ex-boyfriend, and nemesis I had in high school is now just dying to … Continue reading
Me and my new boyfriend, Wolfman. There’s nothing on this Earth I despise more than a free-spirited extrovert with an acoustic guitar. Ugh… it makes my skin crawl. No, wait. I thought of something worse- a free-spirited extrovert with an … Continue reading
Being American is so hot right now. Seriously, everybody’s doing it, including myself. No longer am I embarrassed to say oregano instead of oregaaaano. Nevermore will I say aluminum instead of alumiinueunmb. Goodbye snidey remarks about my nationality from elitist … Continue reading
Naomi at GIRLCORE Teen Movie. I’m wearing a diaper. You know those diapers designed for old people who can’t hold their poop in? One of those. And to be honest, I don’t know how fond of it I am. For … Continue reading
