When I was 18, while the rest of my friends were flocking off to various universities to enlarge their brains, I opted to move to London, live in a squat, do a lot of drugs, and just generally disappoint my … Continue reading
There’s nothing that gets me in the Christmas spirit more than a good ‘ol holiday photo shoot. It’s a Christmas tradition in the Sciortino household to get your photo taken in front of the tree, and every year it just … Continue reading
Now, I’m assuming I’m going to get a lot of people disagreeing with me on this one. But can I ask, will everyone who really, really loves giving hand-jobs please raise your hand? Okay, now put them down because you’re … Continue reading
Old School Everything is so PC these days. You can’t say anything anymore without some righteous smarty-pants hating on you. But my theory is, there is actually more hate coming from the people enforcing these imprisoning rules than from the … Continue reading
??? I have some very sad news. As I sit here typing these words from the comfort of my own home, small-town inhabitants all across America are being infected with a highly dangerous and extremely rare disease known as EFS. … Continue reading
