“Do you mind going down to the sex clinic and getting the morning after pill for me?” asked my flatmate Lydia yesterday morning. She was naked except for a pair of pale pink underwear and her face was covered in … Continue reading
Monthly Archives: April 2009
Desperate times call for desperate measures.
Yesterday, after a long hard day of sinning, I arrived home to find this not-at-all terrifying van parked outside my house. I decided to text the number on the van and ask this mysterious employee of Christ some questions that … Continue reading
Tongue I’ve been living in a house with four other girls for two years now. Over time our menstrual cycles have synchronized. For those of you who think this is an urban myth, you’re wrong. It’s something to do with … Continue reading
Written as part of my column for Platform When I was thirteen, my mother gave me the talk. It changed my life forever. “Karley,” smiled my mother, laid out on her bright yellow beach chair. “It’s time.” We were on … Continue reading