My flatmates and I are in the new Cover Girl commercial for Cover Girl Outcast Mascara! Here is a sneak peak of the commercial which will air on TV next week.
Monthly Archives: April 2009
Ollie in his favorite outfit My friend Ollie is joining the army. Ollie is a squatter with a penchant for spray-painting trains, raiding supermarket bins, and just generally putting himself into the most shameful situations possible. This time, however, he’s … Continue reading
Uuugggghhhhhh. If I give one more hospital hand-job I’m going to hang myself. People my age shouldn’t have to deal with such woes as sneakily performing fellatio under hospital gowns, or clumsily attempting to screw behind a medical curtain. These … Continue reading