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December 2010

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Television

December 29, 2010

For Christmas this year my parents bought themselves an offensively large, high definition, flat screen TV. It takes up nearly half the living room wall. I never had a problem with the old TV; if you ask me Sister Sister looks the same in big size as it did in normal size. However, since its arrival three days ago, the gargantuan box has inadvertently become a sort of centerpiece for the entire house. The beating heart. It’s all everyone talks…

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My Life as a Punk Hustler

December 25, 2010

Photo by Danielle Levitt My friend Alexis Penney is a drag bitch, party hostess and part time lip-syncer. He recently added prostitute to his resume because being a whore can be extremely lucrative if you’re not a fugly meth addict. Alexis throws a weekly party called High Fantasy at the legendary drag bar Aunt Charlie’s Lounge in San Francisco, where all of SF’s cool trannies, drag queens and sex workers hang out. I talked to Alexis about what life is…

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Friends I’ll Never Meet: My Former Slave

December 21, 2010

As you know, up until recently I had a personal slave who, for a few months, paid my rent and bought me loads of books on Amazon. (If you are uninformed, you can read about him HERE, HERE and HERE.) However, a couple of weeks ago he (selfishly) got fired from his job, meaning he can no longer afford to support my needs. I have since acquired a new slave, so TBH it’s sort of NBD. However I still find…

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HELP!

December 19, 2010

I’m running out of ideas on how to humiliate my slave. Aside from getting him to buy me presents, and forcing him to take hideous naked photos of himself in his girlfriend’s underwear, I’m pretty lost. It would be wonderful if you all could help me. Please use the comment box below to suggest anything you think I should make him do. He’ll do anything I say, obvs. FUG It actually scares me how blase I’m becoming about being mean…

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Chick Chat!

December 15, 2010

A few weeks ago I asked you to send in questions about life/love/syphilis/whatever!, promising to respond to your queries with infinite words of wisdom. Well here you go! The first episode of Chick Chat, hosted by myself and my BFF Lauren Dillard. Please send more questions to karleyslutever@gmail.com. Pose your question in the form of an email or video, but if you choose video, please be concise! (Actually be concise either way.) Feel free to ask us anything, no matter…

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New Slave = Even More Pathetic Than Last

December 13, 2010

My new slave is turning out to be pretty OK. Yesterday I made him buy Christmas presents for my family and friends. Like he bought my grandma this sandwich press thing that she really wants, and a new tea kettle for my mom, and some books for some other randoms. Of course I will not be informing my family that their gifts were purchased by my mentally unstable, possibly murderous man servant. I’m sure my friends won’t mind either way,…

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Shadow Fux

December 10, 2010

I normally don’t post my work based journalism on here, but I thought I would share this specific article because WTF?! I interviewed Harmony Korine! Definitely had to beathe into a paper bag for at least 15 minutes beforehand. Shadow Fux, the current exhibition at the Swiss Institute Contemporary Art in New York, is a collaboration between director Harmony Korine and artist Rita Ackermann. Featuring large-scale works on vinyl and canvas, the pair have made collages, paintings, and drawn over…

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Potential New Slave

December 8, 2010

My slave dumped me. Sad face! Apparently now that he’s a jobless loser he can no longer afford to buy me books or pay my rent. Also, he claims I didn’t give him enough attention, and that I wasn’t very good at insulting him, which in turn makes me a “bad dominatrix” thus not worthy of “what little money he has left.” Well FUCK YOU, you needy little bitch. No but seriously TBH, I was sort of upset when I…

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Sight and Sound: The Divine Dev Hynes

December 6, 2010

Self porttrait by Dev Dev Hynes is a man of many beautiful faces. Having spent the past three years making orchestral pop under the moniker Lightspeed Champion, and releasing two albums on Domino, Hynes is now laying Lightspeed to rest in favor of his new musical project, Blood Orange. Combining early ’80s disco with beautiful eastern melodies, put simply, Blood Orange is pure sex. A British expatriate in NYC, Hynes also works as a songwriter and producer, writing for artists…

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