My new slave is turning out to be pretty OK. Yesterday I made him buy Christmas presents for my family and friends. Like he bought my grandma this sandwich press thing that she really wants, and a new tea kettle … Continue reading
I normally don’t post my work based journalism on here, but I thought I would share this specific article because WTF?! I interviewed Harmony Korine! Definitely had to beathe into a paper bag for at least 15 minutes beforehand. Shadow … Continue reading
My slave dumped me. Sad face! Apparently now that he’s a jobless loser he can no longer afford to buy me books or pay my rent. Also, he claims I didn’t give him enough attention, and that I wasn’t very … Continue reading
Self porttrait by Dev Dev Hynes is a man of many beautiful faces. Having spent the past three years making orchestral pop under the moniker Lightspeed Champion, and releasing two albums on Domino, Hynes is now laying Lightspeed to rest … Continue reading
I recently spent the day out in China Town with my not at all gay or annoying or retarded roommate Felix. These are some photos I took.
