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January 2011

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Dating 101: Katherine Chloe Cahoon

January 30, 2011

    Why She Knows: During a recent trip to Barnes and Noble, I somehow got lost and ended up in the self-help section. While there I stumbled across a flirty little book called The Single Girl’s Guide to Meeting European Men, by Katherine Cahoon. I flipped open to a random page and the first sentence I read was (in bold, enlarged print), “Male hikers can not resist the hair flip!” I thought, this is a girl who knows what…

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Dating 101: Tavi Gevinson

January 27, 2011

Why She Knows: The popular girls in high school get all the boys. They’re like the ultimate archetype of social/sexual power. However, the world of high school is not what it used to be. No one cares about cheerleaders or big tits anymore; what matters is who has the most popular Youtube channel, or the most followers on Twitter. Tavi is the 14 year old author of the fashion blog Style Rookie, which has hundreds of thousands of readers. Realistically,…

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Reader Art

January 26, 2011

Yeah… not sure I’m into that weird photo of me looking heinous surrounded by psychedelic cocks, but whatever, I guess it’s kind of lolz. But anyway, I love receiving photos of your private parts with SLUTEVER written on them! Please, keep them coming. There’s nothing that brightens my inbox more than some up-close stranger vaj! Also a sex photo would be nice. Maybe the next time you and the one you love are getting sexy, part of your foreplay routine…

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Dating 101: My Mom

January 25, 2011

Photo by Nan Goldin Dear girls, Finding someone who wants to fuck you back can be really hard! Dating is so stressful and scary and convoluted. There’s so much to think about, so many uncertainties. How long should I wait to text him back? Does this dress make my arms looks fat? Should I or should I not bring up my bastard child? Do second cousins count as incest? How soon is too soon for anal? AHH! It’s too much!…

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Pretend Sex

January 24, 2011

Photo @ Matthew Stone Masturbating/dreaming about having sex with someone is not the same as having sex with them in real life, although it’s like 85% there. This morning I got bored of having pretend sex with Hamilton Morris, so I decided to (for the 15 millionth time) attempt to engage him in a sexy texting conversation. However he’s such an evasive, ADHD nightmare that it’s almost impossible to establish any sort of textual connection with him, and I usually…

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Farewell

January 15, 2011

Self portraits by Felix Felix barges into my bedroom with unnecessary belligerence, slamming the door into my desk, in turn causing my desk lamp to fall to the floor, smashing the bulb. “Uh, sorry,” he says, groping for the light switch in the dark. “Was that my fault or yours?” “What do you want Felix?” “It’s my last day in New York,” he says. “I thought maybe we could do something fun, together. I realized I’ve been here for three…

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SLUTEVER ZINE!!!

January 12, 2011

AHHH!!! A Slutever zine is finally here! It’s a wonderful little book made up of some of my favorite stories from the blog, as well as some new stuff, and lots of hot photos of boys jerking off or making out or being high or whatever! Slutever is published by Rayner Books, the new publishing imprint started by my good friend, photographer Ben Rayner, who shoots for Vice and Vogue and like a million other magazines. The zine officially comes…

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Slave Lolz

January 10, 2011

Here’s some recent pics of my slave, you know, just lolzing around the house. Hands up if you’d rather die than have his dick anywhere near you. The best thing about these photos for me is imagining the situation surrounding him taking them. Like… figuring out the correct way to write ‘lolz’ backwards in the mirror, finding a location with flattering light, getting hard while thinking about being pissed on, looking around the house for a sac to put on…

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#RUreal?

January 3, 2011

Felix blow drying his pants Felix is moving out. He’s going back to London to do whatever it is he did before moving to New York three months ago, so presumably stare at walls, make experimental noise music, and not wear pants. I guess I’m sad that @FelixFreak is leaving, because even though he’s sort of a non-personality clay person, he can be pretty entertaining and (non intentionally) funny when he’s super stoned/in a K-hole. Also I just really don’t…

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