All pics by Sandy Kim (who I recently made out with) 1. Spitting in your boyfriend’s mouth is the new black. 2. Guys: When you are going down on a girl, don’t look up at her. Our pubes make you … Continue reading
Yesterday I was going through an old hard drive and found a bunch of videos from a Flipcam I briefly owned about two years ago. Unfortunately the Flipcam was eaten by my ex-squatmate Hannah’s vagina, along with many of my … Continue reading
Cosmopolitan is a magazine read by girls who want to be told how to dress, act and what to say, because they’re too scared/dumb to think for themselves. I’ve expressedmy feelings for Cosmo in the past–about how it brands itself … Continue reading
Aren’t my slaves so cute? Aww, I love them like they were my own farm animals!
