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April 2011

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Hey You, Teen Bitch!

April 26, 2011

Calling all teenage girls! I’m looking for girls between the ages of 11 and 18 to interview on camera about dating. Girls need to be in or within a few hours drive of NYC. If you are interested, or know someone who might be, please email me ASAP at karleysciortino@gmail.com. And don’t worry, it’s not going to be “racy”. The vibe is more “cute”, so feel free to sign up your daughters :) And p.s., Skype and/or phone calls will…

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Ask Slutever (AKA Ask Bunny)

April 25, 2011

Bunny (and friend Heathcote) modeling (his fave hobby) in Vogue Homme Japan by Ben Toms For this installment of Ask Slutever I’ve called upon my BFF Bunny to answer some of your very important questions. Most avid readers of this blog know Bunny because I’ve written about him like 500 million times. For those who don’t, he’s kind of like this ambiguously gendered freak with no definitive sexuality, who barely ever has sex because he thinks touching people is gross or something. He once…

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Hanging with Salem

April 21, 2011

All photos by Hugh Lippe . A few months ago I went to Michigan to spend a few crazy days with the band Salem for a feature I wrote about them in Dazed and Confused. I don’t usually post my “normal” jounalism on Slutever, but because everyone and their mom seems to be obsessed with Salem, and because the pics are cool, I thought it might be of interest? Read if you feel so inclined.  Heather Marlatt teeters down the front…

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Video Memoriez 3

April 18, 2011

Why hello. Yet again I have compiled a selection of some of the things I’ve been looking at through my eyes as of late. I hope you enjoy it. I recently got back to NYC after a two week vacation in London. It was so amazing, I don’t think I realized how much I missed it, or how integral London and my friends there are to who I am (cheesy) until I went back and saw everyone again. FUCK! Whatever.…

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Domme School

April 14, 2011

ALL PHOTOS @ SLUTEVER I’ve been toying with the idea of becoming a pro dominatrix for a while now. I’ve had a few slaves in the past: a British cash pig who paid my rent in exchange for degrading emails, and some sissy lawyer who had to ask my permission in order to cum. I even briefly had a lifestyle slave who would come over and do my housework. He’d scrub the toilet while my girlfriends and I shouted abuse…

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Ask Slutever (AKA Ask Dev)

April 9, 2011

I get a lot of  people writing to me looking for help with their various life/sex/anal sex problems, however due to my hectic masturbation schedule I just don’t have time to answer them all! Thus, I have enlisted the help of my good friend and fabulous musician Dev Hynes (AKA Blood Orange AKA Lightspeed Champion) to answer some of your pressing questions. His ultra wise answers are below. Please continue to send your questions to karleyslutever@gmail.com. Either I’ll answer them myself…

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Facebook RIP

April 8, 2011

Hey! I just wanted to say that my Facebook was randomly deleted the other day (am I dead?), so if we were in the middle of a life changing FB message conversation (likely), or if you were waiting for a reply from me about something, or if you just want to get in touch with me for another random reason (like if you want to send me a list of your 16-year-old boyfriend’s physical and emotional attributes and have me…

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Video Memoriez 2

April 7, 2011

The last time I posted a video montage people seemed to like it, so I’m going to make it a regular thing. Here’s a video of some of the stuff I’ve been up to over the past couple weeks. I’m actually in London at the moment visiting friends. It’s been 10 months since I moved from London to NYC, and during that time I seem to have mentally blacked out a few quintessential things about this city. For one it’s…

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Bruce LaBruce: Totally OMG

April 1, 2011

Skypin’ in the dark Bruce LaBruce is a writer, photographer and filmmaker who makes movies about gay punks, hustlers, skinheads, freaks and zombies. They’re the sort of movies where people get fucked with amputated stumps and zombies have sex with the guts of their hot boyfriends. Yum! I once masturbated to his zombie porno Otto; Or, Up With Dead People almost every day for a month. I recommend you do the same. LaBruce started his career in the mid 80s making low…

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