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May 2011

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Kinky Sex Slave to a Quadriplegic

May 27, 2011

Pink is a 42 year old part-time nanny and full-time kinkster from Seattle, Washington. She and her husband have been in a polyamorous relationship for 12 years. About a year ago Pink started dating Patrick, an employee of the US government and a quadriplegic. She has since become Patrick’s sex slave, and serves him in every way he sees fit—sucking blood into his penis to make it hard, helping him have bowel movements, etc. Pink talked to me about her…

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Ask Slutever (AKA Ask Danny)

May 21, 2011

Danny Fields is one of the most influential punks of all time. He’s the guy who discovered and managed the Ramones, and who was responsible for getting the Stooges and MC5 signed. If you’ve read Please Kill Me: The Uncensored Oral History of Punk, he’s the main voice in that, recounting stories about how the punk scene in New York got started, along with lots of juicy gossip about who was fucking who on what. In the 70s Danny was editor at…

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<3 Rory Culkin <3

May 16, 2011

I interviwed cute-as-a-fucking-button Rory Culkin for the cover of Dazed and Confused. Photos by Hedi Slimane.  He’s got a face you just want to stare at: beautiful, spaced-out, eyes heavy set like he’s just been punched. A little bit wrong, but still totally hot. Like his older brothers Macaulay and Kieran, Rory Culkin started acting as a kid. This month he’ll star in the latest installment of Wes Craven’s slasher epic, Scream 4—his first big budget film since playing Mel…

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I Shot off my Penis in ‘Nam

May 12, 2011

Having fully functioning, fully intact genitals is something most of us routinely take for granted. But some people, like Jim, are not so lucky. Jim accidentally shot off most of his penis while serving as a soldier in Vietnam. He was just 18 at the time, and has since struggled with his sexual identity as he is unable to have penetrative sex. I talked to Jim—now 56 and living in Orlando—about how his fluke penectomy has transformed him into a…

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Squirting?

May 10, 2011

. I’ve always been slightly skeptical of female ejaculation, because… what the fuck is it? I’d seen girls squirt in porn but I always just assumed they’d sneakily shoved some water up there off camera, and then were squeezing it out with their vagina muscles on command. Or that they were peeing. I have a friend who says she’s a squirter, and that her ejaculations aren’t necessarily in synch with her orgasms, but rather that they happen sporadically during intercourse…

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Ask Slutever

May 7, 2011

Pic by ANNABEL MEHRAN MY TURN!!! 1. I absolutely hate the absurdity and cheap-polyester-dress-American-tradition surrounding Prom, but I feel like I might end up regretting it if I ditch. Plus I don’t have a date and all of my friends do (though their dates are pre-pubescent acne scarred teens who can’t carry a conversation that extends beyond the weather). Is all this trashy and annoying hype overrated, or should I go dateless and probably end up making fun of sluts/hating…

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The Hotel

May 4, 2011

I’ve been seeing more and more of Mistress Dee, mainly joining in on her sessions with clients, working as her sidekick, or an assistant of sorts. A couple days ago she invited me to work a “double Domme” session with her, for a new client–some guy flying in from Austin on business. She said she was meeting him for dinner uptown, but that I would join them later on, at his hotel. “I’ll text you with specific instructions later,” she…

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