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June 2011

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Enter the Dragon

June 29, 2011

Bad Dragon is a company that designs and manufactures fantasy adult toys in the most literal sense imaginable: giant sea monster cocks, scaly dragon-vagina Fleshlights, and neon orca penises that ejaculate mock cum, to name a few. This might seem strange to some people, but many of us have dreamed of having sex with things that don’t exist in reality. Who hasn’t fantasized about giving head to Trent from Daria or jerked off to Jessica Rabbit? By comparison, simulated dragon sex isn’t…

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Going Solo

June 26, 2011

Another one of Brad’s beautiful drawings I did my first ever solo dominatrix session last week, which means I’m now officially a pro-domme. Yay! The session was with Brad, who, you may remember, I double-dommed with Mistress Dee not too long ago. Brad has serious piss and foot fetishes, so I spent the majority of the session peeing onto his face and into his mouth, spitting on him, choking him with my feet, pissing into his nose and eyes and…

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Lyfe Advice With Andy Von DudeBaby

June 24, 2011

My friend Andy Von DudeBaby knows a lot about life and getting real and being real and getting down with the kids and getting shit done, and thankfully for you he’s feeling generous like a Buddhist right now and wants to share some of his vast important lyfe knowledge with you all. Thank you.

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High on Krystle

June 22, 2011

Hamilton and Krystle Cole in the missile silo Hamilton Morris is the man behind (and in front of) the psychedelic documentary series, Hamilton’s Pharmacopeia, in which he travels around the world investigating rare psychoactive drugs and extraordinary highs. Past docs have followed him into the temples of Haitian sorcerers in order to procure a secret potion used in Vodou zombification rituals, and to the Amazon jungle to hunt a sacred frog that excretes opioidergic venom. And he’s never one to…

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Girlz Rule

June 20, 2011

Not to go all Slutwalk on you, but earlier today I read this passage about why girlz rule and felt as though I needed to share it with you. Because although I do experience a tiny bit of penis envy every once in a while, I generally believe that females are inherently the better sex (duh), and the reasons for that are articulated in the paragraphs below: “Thirty years later he could not come to any other conclusion: women were indisputably…

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I <3 Is Tropical

June 17, 2011

Some of my old squat buddies are in a band called Is Tropical. In honor of their awesomeness I made this extremely intellectually challenging video to explain why everyone should check out their recently released debut album, Native To. I lived with Is Tropical–AKA Simon, Gary and Dom–for a few years back when we were skanky London squatters eating out of the trash and having 2cb induced orgies. (Actually, I think they’re still doing that; thankfully I’ve moved on.) I’ve written about Simon’s…

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Consuming Bodily Fluids

June 15, 2011

Drawing done for me by Brad My boyfriend suffers from chronic nosebleeds, which is cool for me because I happen to find nosebleeds incredibly hot, and whenever he gets one all I can think about is licking his lips or eating his bloody tissues or drinking the stuff straight from his nostrils. At first he wouldn’t indulge me—I think it was a combination of the obvious health risks and him being skeptical of how much it actually turned me on—but…

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Idol Friends

June 13, 2011

Last year I interviewed my friend Mavi Staiano about her Facebook stranger-stalking T-shirt project, where she made T-shirts out of the thousands of images she collected of internet strangers. For her most recent artistic endeavor, Mavi spent months documenting the life of her BFF, Little Matthew–filming him eat McDonalds, taking too-close mobile phone photos of his face while he was sleeping, screen grabbing their BBM conversations–she didn’t miss a beat. She then used the images to make posters, stickers, T-shirts,…

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Video Memoriez

June 8, 2011

So I know I’ve been kind of lame about posting regularly for the past couple weeks. Sorry! Things should go back to normal soon. I’ve been busying moving apartments. For the first time in my life I actually live somewhere that’s not totally gross/about to collapse/in the middle of an industrial wasteland. It feels so good to masturbate in a nice clean shower and to have guests over without having to say things like “careful not to fall in that hole.” I…

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Zine Zine Zine

June 2, 2011

As I’ve previously mentioned, a few months back I released a zine/art book through my friend Ben Rayner’s publishing imprint, Rayner Books. It was a compilation of some of our favorite stories from the Slutever archive, along with some new stuff. Below are some of the photos from the zine that I haven’t published here before, along with an old blog entry about taking acid with Bunny that I re-worked for the zine.              …

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