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August 2011

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I got the Swag and it’s Pumpin’ out my Ovaries

August 31, 2011

So I’m over Paz de la Huerta and have moved on to a new girl obsession: Kreayshawn, AKA the “Gucci Gucci” girl. I interviewed her for Dazed the other day, and got really excited in a way I rarely do about interviewing “celebrities” (especially musicians–no offense). If you aren’t familiar, here’s some background: Kreayshawn is 21 year old, loud-mouthed rapper from Oakland. Her debut single “Bumpin Bumpin” became a Youtube hit last winter, after which she became the topic of…

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Hi Tea!

August 30, 2011

http://tv.wired.it/swf/player_video.swf Tea is one of my BFFs. You can read about our friend (and sexual) love here and here. She also might have been the person who wrote that anonymous guest post last week. Woops, I wasn’t supposed to say that! Anywayz, Tea recently started writing a monthly sex column for Wired Italy. (Unforch it’s in Italian so you probably can’t read it.) This is the video she made to launch the column. Sharing the lolz!

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Ask Slutever

August 29, 2011

I’m an avid Slutever reader, but I feel like I’m your polar opposite. I’m 17 (female) and am tres sexually inexperienced, but I go to a college where EVERYONE has had sex. I’ve never had a serious boyfriend and the most I’ve done is kiss a boy, but I was dumb and told my new college friends that I wasn’t a virgin, and also there’s this boy I’m dating and he thinks I know a lot about sex, and now…

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Getting Real

August 25, 2011

Dear virtual BFFs, I think it’s about time I gave you an update on my life. I realize that for the past, well, year or so I haven’t been writing as much about myself, or my everyday endeavors and/or “feelings” as explicitly as I used to, and I think it’s time for a change.  When I started this blog four years ago, I had no secrets. Admittedly, my over-sharing cost me a couple friendships, as it took me a while…

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Am I Normal? – Sexually Aloof

August 22, 2011

Q is a 23 year old grad student from California. He has a fluid sexuality, and experiences long periods of little or no sexual desire. When was the first time you jerked off? I didn’t masturbate until I was 14. You know that HBO show Real Sex? It was that documentary style series where they followed around, like, really old fat people at erotic day camps all massaging each other and trading spouses or whatever. So one day I was…

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Guest Post: Master & Bella

August 19, 2011

This is a guest post written by my “anonymous” friend, and the author of the amazing and lolz tumblr, Sugar Tits. Below is her story of a past love. “Baby, sit down-be a lady.” “What!” “Just stay here.” “You can’t tell me what to do!” “I do.” “Maybe in our sex life, but this is reality!” Some couples need “safe words,” but we need a “signal” – for when I go from Alcoholic Fun Girlfriend to Submissive Sex Slave – otherwise…

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Symmetry: Part 2

August 17, 2011

Continued from PART 1… Twenty-four hours after our conversation about the pleasures of symmetrical sex, Tea and I are on the roof of my boyfriend’s apartment building, taking each other’s clothes off. As we make out I re-explain the importance of synchrony to the group. He takes off his belt and uses it to tie our wrists together–my left, her right–then fastens the belt to the chain link fence that runs along the perimeter of the expansive rooftop. He pauses…

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I Love You, You’re So Hot

August 13, 2011

Some people you can’t help but want to be inside. These are some of those people for me. In order of appearance: Joe Dallesandro, Lou Doillon, Brigitte Bardot, Dudley, Ludivine Sagnier, Abiah Hostvedt, Kat Dennings, Johnny Thunders, Sandy Kim, Betty Miller, Eva Green, Cody Critcheloe, Paz de la Huerta, Chuck Junior Achike, Dolly Read, Leo, Lorna Maitland, JD Samson, Lou Doillon, Louis Garrel (OMG), Lucy Luscombe (x2), Anna Karina + Jean-Paul Belmondo, Brigitte Bardot, Rose Mcgowan, Bunny, Dev Patel, Rose…

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