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November 2011

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A Day in the Life: Is Tropical

November 29, 2011

Weirdly hot? I lived with Simon, Gary and Dom for many years, back when we were squatters living in various disgusting, derelict buildings around London. Back then we bathed out of buckets, survived on food we found in supermarket garbage bins, and made wigs out of meat. Now they’re in a band called Is Tropical and are randomly kind of famous or whatever, and get flown around the world to play their music in front of people. The video for…

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Ask Slutever on I Don’t Like Mondays

November 28, 2011

Pic @ Phoebe Collings-James Starting next Monday I’m going to be doing special versions of Ask Slutever for I Don’t Like Mondays! IDLM is a wonderful online boutique, and it’s where I bought the amazing Jeffrey Campbell American flag platforms that I wore in this video. I’d wear them more often if I could only walk in them :( Anywayz… I’m going to be dishing out bad advice twice a month on the IDLM blog. Send me questions yo! You…

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Danny Fields: A History of Cool

November 26, 2011

Danny and Nico – photo by Linda Eastman McCartney Over the past few months I’ve become friends with the rock legend, Danny Fields. Getting to know him has been incredible; he is one of the funniest and most interesting people I’ve ever had the pleasure of spending time with. Also, as it turns out, we have a really similar taste in guys, which (obviously) makes for endless conversation. I recently interviewed Danny for the 20th anniversary issue of Dazed and…

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Emotional Avalanche

November 23, 2011

Pic by Slutever Having a vagina can be really stressful. Being a girl is just inherently more annoying than being a boy. And I’m not even talking about the big stuff like periods or child birth. I’m talking about the small, everyday things that really add up, like not being able to jump high, having to sit with your legs closed, not being able to eat a bagel without wanting to kill yourself afterward (but also knowing that feeling this…

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A Day in the Life: The Felice Brothers

November 18, 2011

The Felice Brothers are currently on tour around the greatest country on earth–AKA America–promoting their (amazing) new album, Celebration Florida. I asked my buddy Josh, the bassist, to contribute to A Day in the Life so that that all of us normal people could get glimpse of what it’s like to live the glamorous life of a touring rock n’ roll star. (Josh also recently dished out some quality advice for Ask Slutever, so if you haven’t read that yet, you can…

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WATERSPORTS on Purple TV!

November 15, 2011

‘Sup? I’ve got some good news: the latest Slutever video in my monthly series for Purple is up now! You can watch it HERE! I made it with my friend Mavi Staiano. (I’ve written about Mavi’s art on here a couple of times, AKA stalking project #1 and stalking project #2) The video is me in the bathtub talking about peeing on people and some other stuff. It’s a very edgy and important piece of art and it’s vital that…

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Video Memories

November 14, 2011

I wonder if one day, when I’m old, I’m going to show these videos to my children and say, “This is what my life was like before I had wrinkles, before my tits were saggy, and before my vaj was destroyed giving birth to you. This was happiness.”

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Porn Life

November 9, 2011

Bunny by Kristin Vicari Bunny tells me I should chill out and stop being so creepy and rapey and that it’s not cool or sexy to recruit drunk girls to have threesomes with like I’m choosing teams for kickball. “Not everyone wants to fuck you,” he says, his mouth full of bagel. “You seem to have trouble grasping that concept. You can’t just walk up to strangers in art galleries and invite them to have group sex with you and…

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