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January 2012

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Art and Stuff

January 31, 2012

This has been a good week: I’ve gotten three lovely art books in the mail! Luckily I have lots of interesting friends who publish lots of interesting books, who provide me with lots of interesting things to write about. THE BODY BEYOND The first is The Body Beyond, a book of photography by the artist Matthew Stone. The book is like a fairy tale; every time I flip through it I feel like I’m about to cry, wishing the real…

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Love Line

January 30, 2012

Over the past two days I’ve watched this video at least ten times. It’s an interview with an amazing woman named Roberta Haze, a 73 year old costume designer and former Broadway dancer. In it she discusses her views on life, love, sex, monogamy, one night stands, dating younger guys (her current boyfriend is 40), pussy tucks, Paz de la Huerta–all the important stuff, basically. Everything she says is just so perfect and honest and wise, and every time I…

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Ask Slutever for IDLM

January 26, 2012

Originally written as part of my advice column for the online boutique I Don’t Like Mondays. Dear Slutever, I’m horribly depressed. I recently found out my boyfriend is cheating on me, the shock still hasn’t worn off and I’ve yet to confront him. You’re probably reading this thinking I’m a sooky idiot female, which I guess I am, to be honest. We have amazing sex–sex that sends me absolutely insane. I’m beginning to wonder whether I haven’t confronted him because…

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#girltalk

January 24, 2012

So the trailer for the new Wes Anderson movie, Moonrise Kingdom, came out last week. Jeez Louise, I’m so obsessed with the girl! She’s only 12 but she is new new style icon. Look at her! She’s unreal. At the risk of sounding like a cliche, when I was a teenager I dressed up like Margot Tenenbaum for three Halloweens in a row. I feel the beginnings of that level of obsession stirring inside me again. Yesterday I went out…

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Friends I’ll Never Meet: Cock and Ball Torture

January 19, 2012

We all have our own special ways of getting ourselves off: some people watch porn, some people put gerbils up their butt (#RichardGere), some people freeze their poop and us it as a dildo, and some people, like my internet friend Eliot, are into CBT. (Cock and ball torture, duh!) Eliot does all kinds of nasty stuff to his peen—punches it, steps on it, fills it with live insects, etc. He even invented his own CBT game called Ant Farm…

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The New Slutever Film on Purple TV is Up!

January 18, 2012

To remind you, I do a monthly Slutever video series for Purple mag’s Purple TELEVISION. Here’s my newest short film, Telephone! The video was directed by the lovely Alan Del Rio Ortiz, and stars babes May Andersen and Emily Hope. I’m in it too, duh, and I wrote it, because I’m a screen writer now.  

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Blood Orange Documentary

January 17, 2012
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Channel 4, a network channel in England, recently asked Dev “Blood Orange” Hynes if he would participate in an interview for their music show, ‘4 Music.’ Being the egotistical, artistic genius that he is, he said he didn’t want to be interviewed, but that if they really wanted him to be on the show that he would make his own segment and send it to them. Obviously they said yes, because Blood Orange is AMAZING AND EXTREMELY CULTURALLY RELEVANT. Above…

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20 Secrets (that are not really secrets) About Dating

January 15, 2012

 Image via happy 2 b sad  1. Using a condom is like trying to eat an ice cream sundae with a latex bag over it. 2. That being said, I’d rather eat an infinity of latex covered desserts than have your child. 3. If you’re giving a blow-job and your mouth is really dry, all you have to do is shove the dick really far back into your throat so that you gag a little bit, and your mouth will…

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Ask Slutever for IDLM

January 9, 2012

Pics via Lasse Dearman Sup yo? Bored? Then you should read my latest installment of Ask Slutever, originally for the fabulous online boutique I Don’t Like Mondays! 1. Dear Slutever, I live in Australia and go to an all girls Catholic school. I’m 16, half English/half Caribbean, and what some people call ‘exotic’. Basically it means I don’t look like anyone else around here. It makes me cringe writing it, but a lot of older men seem to be drawn…

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