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February 2012

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Becky Rusher for Prez

February 6, 2012

Being the president seems like it would be really difficult and scary but it’s actually NBD. Anyone can do it. Well, anyone who is over 35 and was born in the United States, but those are literally the only rules. Crazy, right? I’ve never voted because I always forget to sign up, but I do care about the welfare of the American people, and I’ve masturbated to Barack Obama at least four times, so I think that’s enough to qualify…

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Sharing is Caring

February 4, 2012

Stolen from the Facebook of Petra Collins Is everyone everywhere having anal sex all the time and no one told me about it? Up until recently I was still under the impression that anal sex was really “kinky” and rarely had other than by porn stars, “bad girls” and rap guy’s girlfriends. Apparently I was wrong. I’ve had anal three times. The first was when I was sixteen, with my fifteen year old boyfriend. His dick was pretty small so…

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