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May 2012

Rants, Feelings & Opinions

Hands On

May 30, 2012

Drawings by Kate Merry For the latest issue of Twin magazine I wrote an essay based on a new book about masturbation titled With the Hand. To be honest the books isn’t that great, so I don’t recommend you run out and buy it. Instead just read my article, which is essentially just me rambling about touching myself. With the Hand: A History of Masturbation is a new book by the Dutch urologist and sexologist, Mels Van Driel. The book explores…

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Hanging with SSION

May 28, 2012

I wrote a feature about one of my favorite bands, SSION, for the current issue of Twin magazine. That’s the Twin cover up there on the left. You can read the article below. All images aside from the mag cover were taken by the fabulous Jaimie Warren. SSION also did a “Day in the Life” post for Slutever a few months ago that you can check out HERE. In a cluttered art studio in Brooklyn, a boy in a purple…

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Sex + Love Advice

Ask Slutever for IDLM

May 26, 2012

Dear Slutever, I’m a fairly heavy heroin user. I’ve been doing it off and on since I was twenty-one (I’m turning thirty in a few months), and have been seriously addicted for the last five years. I do not use needles (I snort it), but my use is a good deal heavier than most junkies I’ve known. When I have the money I can use up to twenty bags a day, whereas most users hover somewhere in the three to…

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Sugar Tits: Teach Me How To Do It

May 22, 2012

Images taken from the Sugar Tits Tumblr Recently I’ve been toying with the idea of becoming a stripper. The inspiration came when I was in Las Vegas a couple weeks ago: some friends and I went to a strip club–my first since I was sixteen–and I was so in awe of the strippers and their ability to use their bodies to hypnotize an entire room that I could barely speak. And then suddenly, as I was slipping a $5 bill into…

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Rants, Feelings & Opinions

Selling My Soul

May 13, 2012

So remember the other day when I said some Australian creep paid me $75 for a piece of paper with my spit and cum on it? Well here’s a photo of the letter I sent him. Blogging about this little exchange turned out to be a good idea, as it’s already inspired a few other random creeps to place orders–one from a guy who wants pictures of me in nylon tights and another from a guy who wants a video…

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Interviews

The Most Glorious Bamboobas in the World

May 12, 2012

Kitten Natividad has some of the most infamous boobs in the history of Hollywood. Perhaps best known for her 44-inch chest and her ability to cum while doing a striptease, Kitten is one of Russ Meyer’s legendary ultra-vixens and his former girlfriend. And for realzies, you know your tits are some of the best in the world if Meyer—the supreme auteur of sexploitation flicks—is your main squeeze for 15 years. Kitten was born in 1948 in Juarez, Mexico. Following a…

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AA

May 9, 2012

Hey, I sold out and got an ad on my site. Now please click it and buy something. (No, seriously.) Maybe one day, if you guys buy enough see-through tank tops, I won’t have to refill soy sauce bottles for a living. And speaking of making money, yesterday some weirdo in Australia payed me $75 for a piece of paper with my spit and cum on it. Do you think if I sell enough spit paper I’ll be able to…

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Sexy Videos, VICE Slutever Show

You’ve Got Mail

May 8, 2012

Obviously I get loads of emails and comments from my fans telling me how amazing and cool and smart I am. Recently I went through and picked out some of my favorite reader comments regarding the Vice Slutever series and did a dramatic reading of them around my apartment in multiple outfits. My friend Adri Murguia, who directs/produces the show, helped me make this important video. Also, episodes 5 and 6 of the series will be out in a couple…

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Rants, Feelings & Opinions

Pee Smoothies

May 6, 2012

Don’t you hate it when you’re peeing into a guy’s mouth and he starts puking? GOD, fucking amateurs. Yesterday Mistress Dee and I were peeing on a guy, as per usual. Dee has been giving golden showers for years now and is famous within the scene for being able to piss for over two minutes straight. (She can control it so it comes out at a steady, medium-to-light flow.) But yesterday she had to go really bad, so she asked…

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