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June 2013

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Nimrod Teaches Slutever about Youthisms

June 30, 2013

Everyone knows that having an extensive IRL vocabulary of the newest internet slang will help you to make friends and trap sexual partners. Thankfully, my friend(ish) Nimrod Kamer has made an instructional video about today’s coolest youthisms, specially for Slutever. Alongside him is the wonderful Sophie Wilkinson. Watch and learn guys! If you’re unfamiliar with Mr. Kamer, he’s a dialect-oracle, meme-prophet and social media climber who writes about all that’s hot and modern–for example Twitter etiquette, the correct usage of…

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Sex + Love Advice

Ask Slutever

June 22, 2013

Photo by Helmut Newton I’m a 20 year old girl, I’ve been with my boyfriend for over a year, and a few months ago we moved in together. I love him, he’s a great lover, and I’ve never felt so close to a person in my life, yet I feel like something’s missing. Last weekend I visited a friend in a different city, and I met a few of her hot male friends. I was honestly considering sleeping with this…

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Rants, Feelings & Opinions

Marfa Journal

June 21, 2013

Marfa Journal is a beautiful new art magazine, inspired by Marfa, Texas. I’m interviewed in it, and my name is listed on the cover alongside Lindsay Lohan, which means I can check that life goal off the list. Marfa seems to be in the zeitgeist recently, also being the inspiration behind Larry Clark’s most recent film, Marfa Girl. If you’re unfamiliar, Marfa is a small town of just 2,000 people, located near the US-Mexican border, and a good 200 miles…

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Rants, Feelings & Opinions

This Week in Pictures: Paris Edition

June 14, 2013

I recently got back to New York from Paris. I know a lot of people got mad (see the 9,000 furious comments) when I wrote that I was getting annoyed with Paris during my stay there. But to be fair I was annoyed, and was just being honest. Honesty in very important in a relationship, and I consider what you and I have a relationship. Don’t you? And it wasn’t because I “don’t understand European culture” or because I “want…

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Sexy Videos

50 Shades of Gay

June 11, 2013

I love TED talks just as much as the next guy. Recently I’ve started putting them on in the background while I’m doing random every-day stuff–like cooking or putting on makeup or reluctantly doing crunches–so that I can learn without actually realizing that I’m learning. It’s a great trick. Above I’ve posted a TED talk I think everyone should see. It was given by the artist iO Tillett Wright earlier this year, and is amazingly titled “50 Shades of Gay.”…

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Sexy Videos

Huff-Post Live: Sluts Have No Friends

June 6, 2013

Blah blah blah, something insightful, blah blah blah… Today I had the pleasure of being a guest on Huffington Post Live for the second time, this time to discuss a new study showing that everyone hates sluts, basically. The study came out of Cornell University, and found that women who have had 20 or more sexual partners by their early twenties have a much harder time making friends with other women, even other promiscuous women. Huff-Post wanted to know, “Why…

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Vogue Column

Vogue, and the Lusty Female Brain

June 4, 2013

I wrote an article for Vogue about the female sexual imagination, which I have now re-posted below. Technically the article is a response to Will Self’s response to an article a guy wrote about how men think about sex all the time. If that makes sense. It’s a pretty standard notion that men are born with bestial instincts and perverted minds, and that women are their more pure counterparts. I find this really funny. Just last week, Andy Hinds caused…

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