Hi! My name is Karley Sciortino. I’m a writer based in New York, and the author of this lovely blog. I do some other things, too, for example: I write a twice-a-month column for Vogue about sex and relationships, called Breathless. I’m the creator and host of  the “Vice Slutever show,” a lol sex-ed web series for Vice.com. I write a monthly column for Vice called Sugar Babies, where I interview sex workers about their dating experiences. I’m also a contributor to publications like Purple, Apartamento and Richardson Magazine. I recently finished writing my first feature film, which, if all goes to plan, should be an IRL movie in the not so distant future.

This is a website intended to trick strangers into thinking my life is more exciting than it actually is.