Pic by ANNABEL MEHRAN
1. I absolutely hate the absurdity and cheap-polyester-dress-American-tradition surrounding Prom, but I feel like I might end up regretting it if I ditch. Plus I don’t have a date and all of my friends do (though their dates are pre-pubescent acne scarred teens who can’t carry a conversation that extends beyond the weather). Is all this trashy and annoying hype overrated, or should I go dateless and probably end up making fun of sluts/hating it? LOSER, Loserville
You have to go! I know Prom is kind of cheesy, but it’s a major “life thing”, and if you don’t go you’ll totally look back and regret being “too edgy” for the prom, even if it doesn’t turn out to be the greatest night of your life a-la teen movies. I went without a date to my prom too, no one cared. An important thing to remember is: everyone only really cares about themselves. Everyone is too busy with their own meaningless problems to be paying attention to you or anyone who isn’t immediately affecting them, and that’s the honest truth.
Bella, baby, pubes are in right now. Hairless vaginas are for porn stars, babies, and people with tans. Below is some photographic proof that all of the hottest girls on earth love bush.
3. I’m in love with a friend’s boyfriend and he wants me too, I don’t know what to do! Well, I know what I want to do, but not what I should do. I’m kind of the most non-religious person in the world, but I’m really beginning to wonder – will stealing this guy make me burn in hell? Emma, TX