Sexy Videos

Make Love Not Porn Release a Patriotic #RealWorldSex Video for July 4th

July 3, 2015
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Most Americans celebrate our Independence Day by day-drinking covered in tacky American flag accessories that were probably made in China. This year, why not masturbate to some patriotic woodland sex? By Vera Papisova. Do you like camping? Do you like the ~idea~ of camping? Do you like sex? Do you like America? Do you like American Apparel? Are you a human person? If you answered yes to at least one of the above questions, please keep reading. Our friends at…

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Sex + Love Advice

What’s Your Butt Identity?

June 29, 2015

Butts are majorly on-trend these days. It’s vital that you develop the right butt identity and then build a corresponding butt brand, and/or associate with the appropriate butt subculture. Or something. Please refer to this scientific chart by Lessa Millet.

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Rants, Feelings & Opinions

5 Recommendations for Life

June 25, 2015

Once in a blue moon it’s good to take a break from scrolling through Instagram and consume some “real” information. Below are 5 of the best pieces of internet that I’ve consumed recently. I’m pretty sure that watching/reading them will make you a smarter and/or happier person (or at least more interesting to talk to at a dinner party). – Karley

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Vogue Column

Is Christian Grey a Bro?

June 24, 2015
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Critical thinking of here! My new Breathless for Vogue is an in-depth analysis of Christian Grey’s bro and un-bro qualities. Also, I take a stab (literally) at Grey, the latest in the Fifty Shades series. Read it HERE :)  – Karley

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