Most Americans celebrate our Independence Day by day-drinking covered in tacky American flag accessories that were probably made in China. This year, why not masturbate to some patriotic woodland sex? By Vera Papisova. Do you like camping? Do you like the ~idea~ of camping? Do you like sex? Do you like America? Do you like American Apparel? Are you a human person? If you answered yes to at least one of the above questions, please keep reading. Our friends at MakeLoveNotPorn.tv…
I’m excited to finally post the first official diary entry from Vivienne, whose sexy, scandalous and sleazy exploits will be documented regularly here on Slutever.
Butts are majorly on-trend these days. It’s vital that you develop the right butt identity and then build a corresponding butt brand, and/or associate with the appropriate butt subculture. Or something. Please refer to this scientific chart by Lessa Millet.
Soundbites about the latest news in sex and love, so that your friends think you’re smart. By Karley Sciortino
As curated by Karley. #InstaPorn
Once in a blue moon it’s good to take a break from scrolling through Instagram and consume some “real” information. Below are 5 of the best pieces of internet that I’ve consumed recently. I’m pretty sure that watching/reading them will make you a smarter and/or happier person (or at least more interesting to talk to at a dinner party). – Karley
Critical thinking of here! My new Breathless for Vogue is an in-depth analysis of Christian Grey’s bro and un-bro qualities. Also, I take a stab (literally) at Grey, the latest in the Fifty Shades series. Read it HERE :) – Karley
Kristen Cochrane looks at whether various laws intended to “protect” sex workers can actually make conditions more dangerous, and a new Toronto art exhibition that focuses on sex work legalization and sport mega-events.
Today’s advice goes out to a flirtatiously challenged teen and a nympho government worker, by Karley Sciortino.
Badass writer and academic, Kristen Cochrane, looks back at film history and asks: why is it that in horror films, the girls who have sex always die, and usually first?