Vogue Column

Breathless: Taking a Swipe at Tinder

October 9, 2013

I got a regular column in Vogue! It’s about dating and relationships, and it has the very classy name “Breathless.” The first one is about the Tinder app, and you can read it HERE.

So like, does this mean I’m really like Carrie Bradshaw now? Although actually, Carrie’s column wasn’t in Vogue, it was in some fake newspaper modeled after the New York Post, which is a bit traj. I win!

P.S. Feel free to share the link on FB/Twitter so that Vogue think I’m popular :)

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  • Reply mightzi October 9, 2013 at 9:43 pm

    congratulations! deserved!

  • Reply mightzi October 9, 2013 at 9:59 pm

    gohhhhh! how was wearing that 5,000 trench? ;)

    • Reply Christie October 11, 2013 at 4:34 pm

      lol i thought the exact same when i saw that

  • Reply Eastfist October 10, 2013 at 12:20 am

    There should have been more technical detail about the app. I wanted to try it, but I don’t have an iPhone. It’s not compatible with other operating systems like Mac or Windows.

    • Reply Eastfist October 10, 2013 at 2:21 am

      I tried to install a wrapper software called Blue Stacks, but the installation never completed and when it did run, it ran poorly. I just borrowed a phone with Android and installed the app that way.

      Tinder is overrated.

      It first threw the best of the best women at me (really hot looking things from age 18 to 20-somethings), but I highly doubt any of them will respond (and I got my James Franco/Johnny Depp selfie up). I have better luck on Craigslist and Backpage, and that’s just a sad numbers game.

      People don’t know how to hook-up face-to-face anymore, for example, like bumping into each other at the airport (because you’re extra horny for that stranger who you might not ever see again), grocery shopping, jogging, etc. They’re too paranoid or think they deserve better. Those shitty bars don’t seem to yield any good results (proven by the fact that most of those “hot” girls’ pics are at the bars… alone).

      Get it where you can find it.

  • Reply martine October 10, 2013 at 2:48 am

    carrie did write for vogue, towards the end. so your answer is yes ;)

    • Reply Lala October 18, 2013 at 5:04 am

      You are correct, that was in season 4, episode 17.

  • Reply El October 10, 2013 at 11:54 am

    Congrats Karley!
    It’s really great to see that your recognised by a mainstream publishing giant like Vogue without having to conform. The article was great. You’ve gone from blogging to being a seriously respected writer in the industrie & managed to keep your integrity through out. Respect! :D
    I stopped reading Vogue coz I got bored of reading about shit that is just not relevant to me. I love the clothes but im a normal 23 yr old & I cant afford to be that superficial. It’s nice that even tho you get to wear some fancy threads you still keep it real, coz you could have easily written about some fluffy fake probs for vapid rich bitches.
    This ain’t GOOP.
    Carrie Bradshaw is an idiot your way cooler
    & Also, I really loved your painting flowers post it was perfect. Kudos for sticking up for yourself, living on the Internet must be tough
    Much love xx

    • Reply Lauren October 13, 2013 at 11:18 pm

      Everything she said <3 and you look freakin' marvellous too! It's been rad seeing you go from raconteur of silly debauchery to heavyweight writer over the years I've been reading your blog – it was great then and you're great now! LOVE XXX

  • Reply Anna October 10, 2013 at 4:08 pm

    Congrats new Carrie! We were waiting for you!

  • Reply c October 10, 2013 at 9:00 pm

    saw you at 5 leaves yesterday, making it my 3rd time seeing you, im a creep

    • Reply karleyslutever October 11, 2013 at 4:31 am

      Love 5 Leaves! lol

  • Reply wiggy October 11, 2013 at 1:11 am

    Well done Karley. You totally deserve it.

    Your voice seems to have evolved quite a lot since your early blogger days, so I’m glad you are seizing new opportunities like this and progressing the Slutever brand to new spaces.

    Looking good in $5k trench!

  • Reply Jessica October 11, 2013 at 1:27 am

    you wore a five grand trench for this? GOT DAMN.

  • Reply Milk October 11, 2013 at 3:16 pm

    Is your article and ad for Timber? Jokin and not joking……..

    But either way, congratulations!

  • Reply Christie October 11, 2013 at 5:53 pm

    soooo happy to see this!

    btw, i thought you were naturally blonde, why the roots? are you naturally dark blonde or was i wrong to assume?

    • Reply Eastfist October 11, 2013 at 10:26 pm

      Karley’s pubes are brown. She shows it off all the time. LOL.

  • Reply mary October 11, 2013 at 8:18 pm

    great karley!!! how much do you get if we may ask? and what the hell are these posh clothes youre wearing lol? LOVE YOU

  • Reply Alex October 12, 2013 at 1:06 am

    Congrats. I am a fan of your blog. Well deserved.

  • Reply Tracey October 14, 2013 at 11:55 pm

    Is ‘breathless’ an intentional Godard reference?

    • Reply karleyslutever October 17, 2013 at 9:24 pm

      Yeah :)

  • Reply austin boots October 16, 2013 at 1:56 pm

    Holy shit, gurl–congrats!!!

  • Reply Annabelle October 20, 2013 at 7:19 pm

    Karley! Congrats!

    Since you are such an awesome lady have you tried period/menstrual cup? Swear to god it’s the most fantastic thing!( I didn’t know about them until 3 months ago) Every woman should have one, look it up and buy one you won’t regret it! No more carrying around tampons and get all dry inside from the chemicals!

    • Reply El October 28, 2013 at 11:47 am

      Ew

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