Cumface Part 2

A few months ago I took some of photographs of boys jerking-off until they came, as part of my rigorous investigation into the art of the cumface. I disguised my experiment as a “fashion shoot” so that Vice would give me money to buy vodka and porn magazines for the various “models” (AKA specimens). My conclusion was a simple one: Boys look hot when they cum, in a deformed, facial lobotomy sort of way.

I recently conducted the experiment again, this time with girls, in an attempt to evaluate the differences between how girls and guys get themselves off. The profound scientific results are as follows:

*Note: 75% of the photos in this shoot have been taken down since first posted for various reasons…

1. Girls are more porno

When boys jerk-off they look like they’re in severe pain, and then after they cum they look like they might puke or die. Real talk! Girls look like they’re in pain too, but in a more metaphoric, porno way. Also there’s a lot more moaning and 80’s-style hair tossing involved, and the whole thing sort of looks like it’s in slow motion, even though it isn’t.

2. It doesn’t take long, for both sexes

The story goes that it’s more difficult for girls to reach orgasm than it is for guys. But FYI, just because it takes ages for you to make us cum, doesn’t mean we can’t do it super quickly ourselves. And we can be really discrete about it too! We do it under our coats on long car rides. We do it in public restrooms like homeless people while you’re waiting outside, thinking that we’re just peeing. Sometimes we even do it lying in bed next to you, with the blanket draped loosely over our knees and abdomen, and you don’t have any idea! Get a clue!

3. Guys need porn, girls don’t

The majority of the guys I photographed requested pornography in order to get hard. I guess that goes along with the stereotype that men are more “visual” than women when it comes to sex. Or perhaps guys are just lazy and can’t be bothered to use their imaginations, whereas girls are more capable of creating vivid sexual fantasies with their minds?? Just throwing that out there.

4. Girls cum for longer, I think

With guys, the zenith of pleasure seems to occur the split second before ejaculation, and then the actual act of cumming is more of a tension release, sort of like a comedown. (Fun fact: Ejaculation and orgasm are not the same thing. Guys can jizz without reaching sexual climax.) When girls cum, however, it’s a slow buildup of increased pleasure until we reach orgasmic euphoria. This lasts for a solid few seconds then slowly dies down, leaving our bodies feeling all warm and tingly inside, like a vibrator immediately after use. 

In conclusion, orgasms are a lot like snowflakes–glorious gifts handcrafted by god, no two exactly alike. Boys cum slightly different than girls, but that’s OK, because we’re all our own special, unique snowflakes.

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17 Responses to Cumface Part 2

  1. lol says:

    I love how you manage to pretty bash men at almost every turn.whats your deal ? do you hate men? is that like a 'modern woman' prereq or sumthing?

  2. A_man says:

    Guys don't need porn. I have three different wanks depending on the mood- porn, imagination or just a girl band's music video or tv. Also it takes longer for a girl to make me cum than it does myself.

  3. Girl says:

    This was beautiful hello cumfaces

  4. m says:

    mad post , keep them up babe x

  5. Annel says:

    Love those posts! More cumfaces, plz.

  6. stella says:

    how exactly did she bash guys? it didn't come across as man-hating for me at all. just wondering…

  7. Mark says:

    Documenting orgasms has been executed many times before, far more convincingly.I'm not disputing that your subjects were doing what you claim they were doingbut, these images look as if they were set-up.The authentic moment of tension, ecstasy and release is missing, all that's captured in your images is a pose. More fashion than passion.I'm interested to know why most of your models are wearing underwear?

  8. x says:

    I'm a transdude, so I make the same puking/dying/having a stroke face dudes make, as well as having the longer lasting orgasms girls get. My orgasms are also a lot stronger now that I'm taking hormones. It's pretty fucking great. I find it hard to believe you can't find many gender defying people somewhere like New York, especially considering how androgynous your first girl was.

  9. cheri says:

    i think they're wearing underwear because the series is masquerading as a FASHION shoot, as she so clearly stated. you're looking at topless women jerking off, quit bitching

  10. Deeluhn says:

    Hawt. these fotos are very nice, even if they look like a fashion shewt. who kares? hot girls. titties. that's all I need.

  11. anothergirl says:

    can you ask your first girl if she'll go on a date with me?

  12. nick grimshaw says:

    that brown haired girl on the second set of pics is actually beautiful.seriously.

  13. welland says:

    Have you seen this website? It's basically en entire site of people's faces while they jerk off.

  14. welland says:

    oh i forgot the link. beautifulagony.com

  15. kate says:

    Hey Karls, is it ok if you do more of these cumfaces ? mainly for interest not for pornographic reasons!very interesting xoxo

  16. a dude says:

    I don't need porn to cum. It's just hotter that way, 90% of the time. But maybe I don't count cuz I'm an enormous horn dog. I love orgasms so much I can masturbate 12+ times in a day. It gets so that it hurts to choke my dick to get off but I keep doing it. :(:( I average 2-3 a day, minimum.

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