Finding someone who wants to fuck you back can be really hard! But have no fear, I’m going to help you find your soul mate / someone to pee on. This is the first installment of FREAKS Need Love Too. From now on, every so often I will introduce you to a hot, single freak who, just like you, is looking for love.
This week, meet Dev Hynes. I’ve talked about Dev on my blog before–the guy with Synesthesia who’s into squirters. Dev is a musician who operates under the monikers Lightspeed Champion and (more recently) Blood Orange. Prior to this he was in a screamo, proto-new rave band called Test Icicles, whose music I definitely had gurn sex to on more than one occasion back in 2005.
If you think you’re Dev’s soul mate, send him an email to firstname.lastname@example.org. Come on, DO IT!