Let Me Squat Your House

Judging by the success of my recent attempts to Google-manifest my destiny (namely Secret Garden Wheelchair Kid, Dennis Cooper and Hamilton Morris), I’ve decided to try my luck and pray to the internet once again. Here goes…

I’m looking a free apartment in New York this summer. Basically I want to house sit. This might sound like a ridiculous request, however, I promise I’m not as mental / disgusting as my blog posts may imply at times (although I never lie). Surprisingly, I’m actually a meticulously clean and respectable human being—it’s the people around me who are gross. Below are some examples of the kind of place I’m looking for.

Thanks! Can’t wait to hear from you! Email: karleysciortino@gmail.com




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8 Responses to Let Me Squat Your House

  1. haha, good luck with that.

  2. rrrich says:

    Erm…me too. But I'd do it even if your apartment isn't palatial! ;)

  3. have you tried couch surfing?

  4. simplysteph says:

    Ha. do update if anyone does comply.

  5. dominicjones says:

    "Surprisingly, I’m actually a meticulously clean and respectable human being—it’s the people around me who are gross"hahahaha that's a huge HUGE lie!

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