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Let Me Squat Your House

April 21, 2010

Judging by the success of my recent attempts to Google-manifest my destiny (namely Secret Garden Wheelchair Kid, Dennis Cooper and Hamilton Morris), I’ve decided to try my luck and pray to the internet once again. Here goes…

I’m looking a free apartment in New York this summer. Basically I want to house sit. This might sound like a ridiculous request, however, I promise I’m not as mental / disgusting as my blog posts may imply at times (although I never lie). Surprisingly, I’m actually a meticulously clean and respectable human being—it’s the people around me who are gross. Below are some examples of the kind of place I’m looking for.

Thanks! Can’t wait to hear from you! Email: karleysciortino@gmail.com




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  • Reply ThatManJustYawned April 21, 2010 at 3:36 pm

    haha, good luck with that.

  • Reply rrrich April 21, 2010 at 6:28 pm

    Erm…me too. But I'd do it even if your apartment isn't palatial! ;)

  • Reply the burning boy April 22, 2010 at 1:18 pm

    have you tried couch surfing?

  • Reply simplysteph April 22, 2010 at 7:16 pm

    Ha. do update if anyone does comply.

  • Reply dominicjones April 25, 2010 at 11:07 pm

    "Surprisingly, I’m actually a meticulously clean and respectable human being—it’s the people around me who are gross"hahahaha that's a huge HUGE lie!

  • Reply Marcel Castenmiller April 29, 2010 at 11:34 am

    Hahahahahaha

  • Reply Marina May 11, 2010 at 10:36 am

    Couch surf!

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