May was national masturbation month. If, unlike me, your Facebook friends aren’t almost exclusively feminist bloggers and people who make vagina-based art, your FB feed may not have informed you of that important fact. In celebration, my new article for VICE lists some of my favorite facts and musings on the subject. Read it HERE :)
… and maybe just your life in general? Read my new Breathless column for Vogue to find out. This week, I weigh in along with the wonderful Petra Collins. Read HERE :)
Hey guys, I have some Slutever Vaj Tees shirts left. I’ve been mega lazy about selling/advertizing them, but I’m starting to get sick of storing the leftovers in my loft bedroom which has literally zero closet space :) So if you want to buy one, here’s how you do it:
Email me at firstname.lastname@example.org to request a shirt. Include your full name, your address, and the size you want in the email.
Once you get a confirmation email from me, you can Paypal me the cost + shipping at email@example.com.
Price: $40 (U.S. dollars) plus shipping
Shipping cost: $5 for America, Canada and Mexico; $10 for anywhere else
Though it may surprise you, elegantly massaged kale and gluten-free tofu scrambles are not the standard date food everywhere in the world. In the second installment of my sexy new Vice food column, I speak with a sugar baby in the rural South about their local delights (AKA Ruby Tuesdays and Chilis), and why there is no sexy way to eat a chicken wing. To read, CLICK HERE :)
I’m so happy to debut the new music video from the best new band around, The Colorines, which premiered on VICE/Noisey today! The video was directed by myself and Lessa Millet, with cinematography by Sonia Ostrovsky. See if you can spot which one in the band is my awesome little brother ;)