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potential poem titles

November 3, 2012

the hurricane is fucking up my sex life

i want sex but the only thing in my apartment is a tuna melt

“i feel bad”

i bought coffee with change from my couch: help me i’m poor vol.1

chinese people laugh at my phone

fat and sassy: a way of life

lesbian nightmare festival

if i check-in on foursquare can i get half off my pizza? – help me i’m poor vol.2

who moved my trash pile?

do you have a bag of chips in your purse and how far away are you from me?

triple meat salad


i feel insecure about my arms

why is this fucking person standing so close to me?

vintage laptop

indie laptop

my gym gives out free guacamole… are they trying to sabotage me?

girl dies in ferocious scissoring accident

homeless people think i’m lady gaga

no, YOUR pizza has AIDS

ode to carb relapse

my weave won’t be caught with some stuffed-crust bullshit

maybe i’ll do some leg lifts

hurricane causes multiple cases of fatal grindr withdrawal

no, that’s a rash

i was attacked by some idiot from out here in the projects

i told my stomach if it gets any bigger it has to start chipping in for bills and paying for its own health insurance

eating my feelings: vol.7

there’s an alarm going off inside my lizard brain

nothing matters

what if my ingrown hair…



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  • Reply cynthia November 3, 2012 at 5:34 pm

    lolz – are U going to art basel this year?

    • Reply karleyslutever November 5, 2012 at 12:36 am


      • Reply Bex November 5, 2012 at 3:06 am

        You should hit me up (I was about to use hmu but then #tragic) because I work for a local music site thing in Miami and could get you into some gigs for free as my plus one! Just let me know (email me or whatever) because there is gonna be some great shit going on this time round :)

  • Reply Emma November 3, 2012 at 6:58 pm

    I think this is one of the best things i’ve read on here. Absolutely brilliant.

  • Reply Marta November 3, 2012 at 7:40 pm

    LOVE this.

  • Reply duende November 3, 2012 at 9:22 pm

    AIDS pizza!

  • Reply kittens November 3, 2012 at 11:01 pm

    lesbian nightmare festival made me lol for a good 5 mins

  • Reply salivia ativa November 3, 2012 at 11:39 pm

    This is what twitter is for. Tweet more please!

  • Reply Lauren November 4, 2012 at 12:28 am

    “i was attacked by some idiot from out here in the projects”

    oh the lolz.

  • Reply Alexandra November 4, 2012 at 5:18 am

    I hope are keeping yourself safe with this chaotic situation.

  • Reply niemascreama November 4, 2012 at 3:32 pm

    No your pizza has AIDS but I got mine half off via foursquare. Stay strong baby!

  • Reply miss fox November 4, 2012 at 3:49 pm

    this feels very forced

    • Reply whaaaaaaa November 5, 2012 at 10:02 pm

      is that the title of your shitty ass poem?

  • Reply Livia November 4, 2012 at 8:26 pm

    So nice! Love you so much girl. keep going! and your body is amazing by the way.

  • Reply Simon November 4, 2012 at 8:37 pm

    i thought the title of this said said “potential porn titles” and i was way more into it

  • Reply poonus November 4, 2012 at 10:44 pm

    move into a squat again or take up heroine. you’re not fucked up enough anymore

  • Reply andrew November 5, 2012 at 1:35 am

    phew yr back and well back innit x

  • Reply john lork November 6, 2012 at 8:13 am

    Another one : “Bitchy Litchy found out my Milky Way”

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