We’d only known each other for about 17 minutes but for some reason it felt totally appropriate that she had nearly her entire hand inside me as I sat on the floor of the restaurant bathroom. She was really far in, like all the way at the back, in a place not many have ventured before if I’m honest. “Now push out”, she was saying, “push out so I can find the cauliflower.” Eventually I guess she found it because she was going at it pretty hard, and it felt good and stuff, but nothing happened. I felt like a failure.
After a while she gave up and decided to demonstrate on herself. She took my hand and shoved it inside her and said “feel that?” and I said “Ooooh yeeeaah”. It did feel like cauliflower. Then she told me to press on it hard like hitting a button over and over again. Weirdly, this moment wasn’t very “sexy”. It felt more like science than sex really. An experiment, if you will. Within about 30 seconds of me pressing the button she squirted, and it was not just pee. I don’t know what it was–it wasn’t yellowish at all, but it didn’t look like cum either. It had the consistency of pee but was almost greyish in color, sort of like dishwater? And it squirted really forcefully, like shot out a couple feet from her vagina in a series of spurts, and actually kind of got all over me, but I was too impressed to care. Also I tasted it and it tasted like salty water, almost like tears but from the vagina.