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November 3, 2012

the hurricane is fucking up my sex life i want sex but the only thing in my apartment is a tuna melt “i feel bad” i bought coffee with change from my couch: help me i’m poor vol.1 chinese people laugh at my phone fat and sassy: a way of life lesbian nightmare festival if i check-in on foursquare can i get half off my pizza? – help me i’m poor vol.2 who moved my trash pile? do you have…

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Sex + Love Advice, VICE Slutever Show

Vice Slutever Show: Gray Area

October 26, 2012

God, sexuality can be so #confusing, right?! Like, how are we supposed to tell if we’re gay or not? In this episode, my recent sex dreams about my gurl crush, Mistress Amanda Whip, cause me to ponder, “In sex, does everything have to be black and white–“straight” or “gay”–or can we be somewhere in between, like, in the gray area? Clearly, the only way to solve this dilemma is with a LESBIAN MAKEOVER!!! This is my favorite Slutever episode to…

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Rants, Feelings & Opinions

New Pee Comics

October 20, 2012

Photo by Sandy Kim My pee slave, Brad, gave me a couple new comic strips when he came over my apartment yesterday for a golden shower. The deal is that I pee and spit into his mouth, and occasionally kick him in the head or whatever, and in turn he gives me money and specially-made comic strips, all of which are themed around–duh!–urine. My refrigerator door is covered in these things. Brad is cool and stuff, and his comics always…

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