This Week in Pics: The Instagram Version

Yay, my phone goes online!!! After years of suffering at the hands of my flip phone, I FINALLY gave in and joined the technologically un-retarded masses. (One catalyst for the upgrade was when Sophia Lamar told me that no one at fashion week would want to sleep with me because my phone was so embarrassing.) But wow, having an iPhone is swell! It’s so nice that I no longer have to physically write down directions to where I’m going on a napkin before leaving the house–tragic! Also, the iPhone is clearly a great resource for sending people sexy photos. In recent weeks I’ve figured out that messaging someone a photo of yourself in the doggy-style position, with the caption “cum over,” works wonders. (You’re welcome.) Also, having a smart phone just generally makes me feel more glamorous. Gone are the days when the chefs at the Chinese restaurant where I work point at my phone and laugh amongst themselves. Gone are the days of texting people, “Sorry, can you email me that? My phone can’t receive pics.” Rather, these days my new favorite hobby is to walk into random restaurants and say, “Excuse me, would it be possible for you to charge my iPhone 5?”, even if my battery is completely full. Sigh… I love owning things.

On the down side, I have now become a full-blown phone addict, which is sort of worrying, considering I’ve always been so disgusted by those people who are constantly texting in public. Like, desperate! When I got the phone I rationalized that I was only staring at it so much because it was new and therefore exciting, and that as time passed I would get bored of it. But alas, no. It turns out that over time you just care less and less about being a rude text fiend, and before you know it you’re having lunch with your phone two inches from your face, furiously emailing in landscape mode.

So… yeah. You’re welcome for that insightful rant about what it’s like to have a smart phone. I’m sure you were all wondering. Below are some photos of what I’ve been up to recently (#filtered). Oh, and you should follow me on Instagram, obviously. I’m @karleyslutever  !!!

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20 Responses to This Week in Pics: The Instagram Version

  1. lala says:

    Karley,
    You look so beautifully heroin chic, kind of Kate Moss in her hey day

  2. buzzumfrog says:

    3rd last picture, is that dog about to sniff his/her (cant tell) crotch? i hope so.

  3. CandyCuntMag says:

    Hey Karley, I don’t want to ruin your iPhone love moment (especially since everybody else is already hatin’ enough), but I thought you should maybe know about Instagram’s new privacy policy. I mean, I know hip kids use Instragram these days, but some not-so-hip corporation might be benefitting from you. #justbetweenfriends #eekscapitalism

    http://www.cbsnews.com/8301-205_162-57559759/should-you-be-concerned-about-instagrams-new-privacy-policy/

  4. Cordealia says:

    The last picture is so gorgeous. ~obsessed~

  5. Lindsay says:

    That picture of y’all at Veselka is chic to fuckin death.

  6. Kelly says:

    Very insightful rant, but I think I’ll stick to my fake Nokia Blackberry…for now

    Oh and love the photos :)

  7. jg323 says:

    wow that blonde gal with the black coat on standing in front of the red bull case is gorgeous

  8. Michael Beck says:

    karley’
    you look SO bath-salty chic, kinda like marlynn monroe at a pool party!

  9. SCR NDLL says:

    Thinking of buying a smarter phone too… gotta get one so I can be part of this instagram thing. Also want to buy your vag-shirt but I’m too scared to look like some creep while wearing it in public though… Luv all your stuff, keep it up!!!

  10. Alby Sobrist says:

    I can’t tell if that is a girl with hairy armpits…and cute boobies, or if that is a dude with bitch tits, and huge nips…is this bad?? am i bad??

  11. stumpy says:

    this rules, you rule

  12. Jade says:

    Oh my god Tea is the most amazing person ever. <3

  13. oh_hi says:

    so many alt and meaningful ppl in one instragram feed! cannot compute

  14. Q says:

    Okay I guess I have to get a smart phone now. In a final attempt at justifying my sad flip phone I thought, “Karley doesn’t have a smart phone and she’s still #glamorous,” but now you’ve ruined that for me.

    Ugh, my life is hard. :(

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