Vice Slutever Show: Gray Area

God, sexuality can be so #confusing, right?! Like, how are we supposed to tell if we’re gay or not? In this episode, my recent sex dreams about my gurl crush, Mistress Amanda Whip, cause me to ponder, “In sex, does everything have to be black and white–“straight” or “gay”–or can we be somewhere in between, like, in the gray area? Clearly, the only way to solve this dilemma is with a LESBIAN MAKEOVER!!!

This is my favorite Slutever episode to date, so I hope you like it too! I’m also extremely excited about the #all-star cast, including international playboy Dev Hynes (aka Blood Orange); Lauren Dillard of the trending lesbian band, CREEP; and of course, the most powerful lesbian of all time and member of Le Tigre, JD Samson. (I had a poster of JD on my wall during that one year I went to college, so this is a pretty big deal for me.)

Later queers!

Special thanks to “the team” – Adri Murguia, Martina De Alba, Greg Eggebeen and Mariano Carranza



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30 Responses to Vice Slutever Show: Gray Area

  1. whaaaaaaa says:


  2. Cassie says:

    What’s the name of the song when they kiss?

  3. Christie says:

    it looks like you gave some kind of answer to that infamous dev hynes google question…

  4. Dee says:

    This was bloody great carla

  5. Robecca says:

    Wow you are so fucking amazing! I was in hysterics!


  6. goose says:

    hahaha one of the pics when you said dev was a laydeez man was him with Manila, Sahara (RIP) and Carmen Carrera from RPDR!

  7. lola says:


  8. Court says:

    Carla this is definitely the best one yet, Lauren was really funny

  9. alex says:

    Absolutely LOVED this episode! my life changed a lot since i found slutever (and lovesugartits), thanks karley!

  10. Saleem says:

    Hello to you Slutever,

    Any chance to get the name of the fancy house soundtrack when you have to dress streetwear and also the one playing when you learn to walk ( at 8:23) ? Or were they tailor-made for the video ?

    Anyway very nice video and I think I spent far too much time here !

    Bises !

    • karleyslutever says:

      I don’t think they are actual songs by artists. They are basically cheaply purchasable “jingles” that production companies use because they’re too cheap to pay for actual songs :)

      • Saleem says:

        Tought they were not very elaborated, but I’m sucker for such music.

        Well, good to know and thanks for the reply !

  11. AMY JENKINS says:

    i’m going on my first date with a girl this week!! i love 2012 – the time where I can have a sexy ass boyfriend and a cutie little girl friend and get my pussy ate up by everything in between!! HELLO KARLEY – I’m so excited to meet you at the love symposium on sunday. I’ve been sending you emails but figured this might be a more direct way to say HI!!! CUM HANG OUT WITH ME AND VISIT US AT BODY ACTUALIZED!! xxxxxxxooo – Amy J

  12. monique says:

    gr8 vid! glad your finding your true voice. keep it up!

  13. Bex says:

    I loved this so much. The gray area roxxx
    Also, that outtake at the end during the credits makes me feel less alone in my texting/conversation starting stress lol

  14. bella says:

    hey1 hahaha

  15. Chloe says:

    But I want to slap your ass with vampire gloves.

  16. elena says:

    never knew I was a lesbian until i watched this video. Or at any rate, I’m apparently playing an all-day all-year game of lesbian dress up. awk

  17. sophie says:

    i fucking love you carla

  18. duende says:

    you need your own tv show. this shit is hilarious.

  19. SarahK says:

    funniest episode yet! I was roaring with laughter. I don’t know how you and Lauren kept a straight face. Fucking hilarious! Wanna see the outtakes!

    Love you Karley!!! xxxxxx

  20. gabe says:

    Coolest slutever show ever.
    I remember lauren from $quallyoaks, right? plus she made that slutever logo with your tongue sticking out. #Slutevermilestone

  21. M says:

    “I was thinking about MP3s… ” fucking LULZDETH

    also, WHERE MY SHIRT AT???

  22. juan lork says:

    I think Karley owes to be poli-loved by a sort of hispanic and afroamerican bbw and chubby women in a lesbian and bisexual gangbang..think about it, i´d love to record it..

  23. carlos says:

    you are too sweet to masturbate to1 :)

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