May 9, 2012

Hey, I sold out and got an ad on my site. Now please click it and buy something. (No, seriously.) Maybe one day, if you guys buy enough see-through tank tops, I won’t have to refill soy sauce bottles for a living. And speaking of making money, yesterday some weirdo in Australia payed me $75 for a piece of paper with my spit and cum on it. Do you think if I sell enough spit paper I’ll be able to quit my day job? Hmm… Anyway, if you want some of my spit on a piece of paper please email me at karleyslutever@gmail.com. I also probably have some dirty tissues and a bunch of other random shit with my dead skin cells on it lying around if you want to pay me for any of that.

Photo by Sandy Kim



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  • Reply berry pie May 9, 2012 at 9:14 pm

    i want to kill myself too. go full blown ad. make some fucking money off this shit. i would. don’t give away your free milk. or something like that.

    • Reply Sonya May 10, 2012 at 3:39 am

      agreed. also, AA hahaha, so perfect.

      • Reply teachesofpeaches May 10, 2012 at 5:35 pm

        AA XXX

        • Reply Christie May 10, 2012 at 9:39 pm

          o memories!!

  • Reply Daniel May 10, 2012 at 12:15 am

    Well, you’re going to be stupid rich off those piss milkshakes this summer anyways, so it’s not like it matters.

    • Reply berry pie May 10, 2012 at 1:00 am

      correction pissshakes

      • Reply Christie May 10, 2012 at 11:54 am

  • Reply Martin Staszko May 10, 2012 at 3:18 pm

    Uh oh, the hipster hate squads are gonna want to kill you for this.

  • Reply Not Tavi May 12, 2012 at 8:48 am

    Can I get a signed drawing of One Direction?

  • Reply stalker #999 May 15, 2012 at 3:33 am

    do you get money for every click? i can click every once in a while if it helps

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