Hey, I sold out and got an ad on my site. Now please click it and buy something. (No, seriously.) Maybe one day, if you guys buy enough see-through tank tops, I won’t have to refill soy sauce bottles for a living. And speaking of making money, yesterday some weirdo in Australia payed me $75 for a piece of paper with my spit and cum on it. Do you think if I sell enough spit paper I’ll be able to quit my day job? Hmm… Anyway, if you want some of my spit on a piece of paper please email me at karleyslutever@gmail.com. I also probably have some dirty tissues and a bunch of other random shit with my dead skin cells on it lying around if you want to pay me for any of that.
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i want to kill myself too. go full blown ad. make some fucking money off this shit. i would. don’t give away your free milk. or something like that.
agreed. also, AA hahaha, so perfect.
AA XXX
o memories!!
Well, you’re going to be stupid rich off those piss milkshakes this summer anyways, so it’s not like it matters.
correction pissshakes
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Uh oh, the hipster hate squads are gonna want to kill you for this.
Can I get a signed drawing of One Direction?
do you get money for every click? i can click every once in a while if it helps