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I’m not sure I’m the most qualified person to be giving advice on, well, anything really. But fuck it, I’m going to try! From now on I will regularly be answering questions from all of you. Do you have a problem or concern that you are afraid to discuss with your friends or loved ones, for fear of judgment and alienation? Do you lie awake at night plagued with the uncertainty of what to wear to school the next day? Are all the whys, whats and hows impeding your ability to live a normal, functional life? If so, fear no more! I am here to guide you into the light.
Let me be your lay authority on questions of life, love and laughter. Ask away. I promise to delve into the deepest depths of my psyche to conjure up torrents of absolute truth. But what is truth, really? Does it even exist? Is everything relative? Are we even alive at all and if so, what does it all mean? These are the sorts of things we should be discussing. So like email me or whatever!
Please send your questions to email@example.com. Ask your question in the form of an email, a video, a photo—whatever! Get creative! Help me help you. PLEASE, HELP ME HELP YOU.