Breathless: Taking a Swipe at Tinder

I got a regular column in Vogue! It’s about dating and relationships, and it has the very classy name “Breathless.” The first one is about the Tinder app, and you can read it HERE.

So like, does this mean I’m really like Carrie Bradshaw now? Although actually, Carrie’s column wasn’t in Vogue, it was in some fake newspaper modeled after the New York Post, which is a bit traj. I win!

P.S. Feel free to share the link on FB/Twitter so that Vogue think I’m popular :)

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24 Replies to “Breathless: Taking a Swipe at Tinder”

  1. There should have been more technical detail about the app. I wanted to try it, but I don’t have an iPhone. It’s not compatible with other operating systems like Mac or Windows.

    1. I tried to install a wrapper software called Blue Stacks, but the installation never completed and when it did run, it ran poorly. I just borrowed a phone with Android and installed the app that way.

      Tinder is overrated.

      It first threw the best of the best women at me (really hot looking things from age 18 to 20-somethings), but I highly doubt any of them will respond (and I got my James Franco/Johnny Depp selfie up). I have better luck on Craigslist and Backpage, and that’s just a sad numbers game.

      People don’t know how to hook-up face-to-face anymore, for example, like bumping into each other at the airport (because you’re extra horny for that stranger who you might not ever see again), grocery shopping, jogging, etc. They’re too paranoid or think they deserve better. Those shitty bars don’t seem to yield any good results (proven by the fact that most of those “hot” girls’ pics are at the bars… alone).

      Get it where you can find it.

  2. Congrats Karley!
    It’s really great to see that your recognised by a mainstream publishing giant like Vogue without having to conform. The article was great. You’ve gone from blogging to being a seriously respected writer in the industrie & managed to keep your integrity through out. Respect! :D
    I stopped reading Vogue coz I got bored of reading about shit that is just not relevant to me. I love the clothes but im a normal 23 yr old & I cant afford to be that superficial. It’s nice that even tho you get to wear some fancy threads you still keep it real, coz you could have easily written about some fluffy fake probs for vapid rich bitches.
    This ain’t GOOP.
    Carrie Bradshaw is an idiot your way cooler
    & Also, I really loved your painting flowers post it was perfect. Kudos for sticking up for yourself, living on the Internet must be tough
    Much love xx

    1. Everything she said <3 and you look freakin' marvellous too! It's been rad seeing you go from raconteur of silly debauchery to heavyweight writer over the years I've been reading your blog – it was great then and you're great now! LOVE XXX

  3. Well done Karley. You totally deserve it.

    Your voice seems to have evolved quite a lot since your early blogger days, so I’m glad you are seizing new opportunities like this and progressing the Slutever brand to new spaces.

    Looking good in $5k trench!

  4. soooo happy to see this!

    btw, i thought you were naturally blonde, why the roots? are you naturally dark blonde or was i wrong to assume?

  5. great karley!!! how much do you get if we may ask? and what the hell are these posh clothes youre wearing lol? LOVE YOU

  6. Karley! Congrats!

    Since you are such an awesome lady have you tried period/menstrual cup? Swear to god it’s the most fantastic thing!( I didn’t know about them until 3 months ago) Every woman should have one, look it up and buy one you won’t regret it! No more carrying around tampons and get all dry inside from the chemicals!

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