FREAKS Need Love Too!

August 20, 2010

Finding someone who wants to fuck you back can be really hard! But have no fear, I’m going to help you find your soul mate / someone to pee on. This is the first installment of FREAKS Need Love Too. From now on, every so often I will introduce you to a hot, single freak who, just like you, is looking for love.

This week, meet Dev Hynes. I’ve talked about Dev on my blog before–the guy with Synesthesia who’s into squirters. Dev is a musician who operates under the monikers Lightspeed Champion and (more recently) Blood Orange. Prior to this he was in a screamo, proto-new rave band called Test Icicles, whose music I definitely had gurn sex to on more than one occasion back in 2005.

If you think you’re Dev’s soul mate, send him an email to sluteversetups@gmail.com. Come on, DO IT!



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  • Reply Chantal August 20, 2010 at 11:38 am

    But I really respect Body Shots.

  • Reply Illia August 20, 2010 at 12:18 pm

    3:08 – 3:35 Dev looks like he has no leg

  • Reply Adriano August 20, 2010 at 1:01 pm

    I have a hard time believing a relatively famouse guy has a hard time finding someone to bone him.not in this day & age and how shallow these hoes are out there

  • Reply Sweden August 21, 2010 at 3:40 am

    "test icicles" what an awesome band name

  • Reply Sweden August 21, 2010 at 3:42 am

    adriano,i'm on the free dating website "plenty of fish", i dated the director for "ginger snaps" from there, he is quite famous also directs many Canadian television shows, i also went on a date with a famous photographer from there. So yeah some semi-famous people DO go on silly dating sites

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