Getting High on Krystle

September 28, 2011











A few months ago I interviewed Hamilton Morris about his trip to Kansas to visit Krystle Cole, the ex-girlfriend of Gordon Todd Skinner, a man who both organized and destroyed the world’s largest LSD manufacturing ring. HERE you can watch the VBS episode documenting his trip, which includes a tour of the subterranean LSD palace that Krystle previously called home. Wow… isn’t Hamilton’s voice so dreamy? It’s so annoying that he only lets me touch him if I succeed in passing one of his carefully constructed vocabulary tests first. I need to start reading the dictionary more.



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  • Reply sweeeety September 28, 2011 at 7:22 pm

    YAY! I thought it would never come!

  • Reply pervert September 29, 2011 at 3:06 am

    hamilton kind of looks like edward droste. unlike edward droste however, his voice is unbearable. reminds me of this:http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XEJDGLF-e18

  • Reply kano September 29, 2011 at 4:15 am

    Edward Droste has an unbearable voice too. Whining indie bullshit.

  • Reply Dolly September 30, 2011 at 12:26 am

    such. a deep. voice.it's weird

  • Reply Madeleine October 4, 2011 at 1:31 pm

    That was amazing, I'm so glad I watched it. And holy jesus titty fucking christ, Hamilton's voice is erotic and a half. The slow, steady tone reminds me of Patrick Bateman, which is a very, very good thing. Go study with some spelling bee kids til you know the whole thing inside out :D

  • Reply bitch tits October 5, 2011 at 4:49 am

    it ran away. why!!!!!!!

  • Reply SLUTEVER October 5, 2011 at 5:48 am

    OK I put it back. The auto play thing is so fucking annoying though, I can't work out how to make it stop. If I hear that advertisement one more time I'm going to rip my hair out.

  • Reply Bile Bo October 5, 2011 at 3:41 pm

    I've seen her videos! They prepared me for some trips in college… I started watching this video not know who they were talking about–I was suprised to see her!

  • Reply jules October 6, 2011 at 3:54 am

    are there are any other vids by him online somewhere? i am digging this. (not that fucking autoplay ad, but yeah)

  • Reply SLUTEVER October 6, 2011 at 7:10 pm

    There are a bunch here: http://www.vice.com/hamiltons-pharmacopeiaThey are all amazing!

  • Reply iii October 6, 2011 at 8:57 pm

    At least you get to touch him once in a while. That's more than most of us.:)))))))

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