My twenty-one year old flatmate is becoming a whore. Most people turn to prostitution out of desperation. My flatmate, on the other hand, is doing it because she’s horny. Since I met Jane Doe she’s always been into weird, fucked-up sex – stuff like getting fat hairy pervs she found on the internet to fuck her with household appliances. But now she’s taking her love of the perverse to the next level and becoming a full-on hooker. As of yet she hasn’t had full sex with any of her clients, but she’s done other stuff like humiliating rich men in public for cash, and acting as a professional girlfriend.
What is it about being a hooker that appeals to you?
Jane Doe: It’s just a sexual fantasy of mine. I like it because it’s wrong, it’s taboo. I want to be treated like shit, to be seen as a sex object, and for men to use me as they please. I get off on the idea of compromising my dignity for money. But even though I enjoy being submissive, ultimately I still retain control, because everything I do I’m doing on my own terms. I’m putting myself into these contexts.
What was your first experience being paid for something sex-related?
About six months ago, I had a financial slave for a while. He was a middle-aged Asian man who paid me to hit him and humiliate him in public. Because it was the first time I’d ever done anything like this, I wasn’t super confident, and I don’t think I was exactly what he was looking for. But we met up a few times and he’d give me a couple hundred pounds to treat him like shit.
Tell us about your job as a professional girlfriend.
I recently found a guy on Gumtree.com advertising for a paid girlfriend. He’s a classical musician and regularly attends music events and concerts, and basically just wants to have a hot girl to bring along with him.
What does the job entail?
Just dressing up nice, going with him to these events, and being affectionate to him – like holding hands and kissing and stuff.
How much does he pay you?
For this I make £50 an hour. It’s not a massive amount but it’s more than most jobs and I enjoy it.
What do you think of Secret Diary of a Call Girl?
I’ve actually never seen it. Funnily enough I haven’t seen much of the glamorised, media side of prostitution. I mean, I saw Pretty Woman when I was a kid, but I’m not dumb enough to think that film reflects the life of a prostitute in any way. Having incredible sex, being bought lots of fabulous clothes, and then giving up prostitution – that’s far from what I want. I want is to be humiliated and abused and treated like an object, because that’s the fantasy – to be paid for sex.
So you’re not doing it for the money?
No, I’m doing this because I enjoy it, and because of that I won’t feel pressured into doing anything I don’t feel comfortable with.
Do you ever get scared?
I haven’t yet. I take every precaution, and I’m a good judge of character. I feel just as safe doing what I’m doing as I do walking down the street in a mini skirt.
What’s the most recent job you’ve done?
A couple days ago I met with a guy who was looking for someone to take shopping and to model lingerie for him. We met at Harrods, we had champagne in the bar, and then he picked out lingerie for me to try on. As we walked around the store he wanted to hold my hand and put his arm around me a lot, but I didn’t have to kiss him. Then he watched me as I changed in and out of the underwear.
Was he hot?
I wasn’t into him physically, no, but I was turned on by the situation.
Did he buy you anything?
Yeah, I got a bra and a thong, which came to £442, and a pair of stockings, which cost £74. But I actually ripped the stocking as I was pulling them on. I’m not much of a lady to be honest.
Would you say you’re generally a horny person?
Ha ha, yeah, for sure. My horniness is tickled by all the sexy emails and texts I receive every day because of the job, but I definitely have the ability to relate even the most mundane things back to sex.
What are you into in bed?
Anything submissive, really. I like being spanked, being tied up, being blindfolded, and being made to feel vulnerable. I’m not actually that into pain, though. Recently I had a guy put clamps on my nipples and on my clit and I wasn’t into it.
Do you ever worry that you’re being naive, and that the reality of prostitution will be far different from the fantasy?
I guess I’ll only know if I’m being naive if it all goes horribly wrong, but I’m willing to take the risk.
Well, I hope you’re not being a total fucking idiot. Play safe, I love you!
Hate to state the obvious – but unless your being paid to have actual sex, you're not much of a prossie. So…have her come back when she's actually started fucking these men. Trying on underwear for money is hardly risky business, but it does offer up good credit crunch ideas for us girls!
interesting…great post x
yes I think this is a well written evenly balanced interview that could be submitted for a proper academic course on something or other. Nice work.and your friend actually seems very level headed about the whole thing. We all delude ourselves about what we think is going on all the time. I've done it most of my life. But there's delusion and then there's DELUSION!!
Everybody's got to aspire to something, I guess.
More like everyone's gotta get back at their parents somehow
this is great.
Wow. Being a paid girlfriend, etc doesn't even sound that bad. It's very different from actually having sex with guys for money though…