Sam: Eight years ago, when I was 42. But I told people I was 29. I was going to nightclubs a lot and was seeing all these assholes singing, and one day I just said, “Fuck you, I can sing too.”
Was it hard work to get so famous?
No, because I make things happen. They used to call me The Hustler. You know what a hustler is? It’s a person who hustles things around. Plus it’s easy to get famous when you’re handsome. I see ugly guys trying to make it and I’m like, “How the fuck are you gonna get famous? You’re ugly mate, women don’t like you.”
You wrote a lot of love songs. What are your favorite lyrics that you’ve written?
One of my songs is like: “What a beautiful night, what a quiet night/ I always think of you at midnight/ 12:00 midnight, when it’s 12:00/ I love you to the end of the world, and you’re my sweetheart.” Can someone open a fucking window? It’s too fucking hot in here.
Is that bit about the window part of the song?
No.
Then that’s beautiful.
Of course–that’s why they nicknamed me “Romantic Sam.”
Who is your ideal tenant?
I like people between 22 and 32. They should be good looking, but not too good looking because then they have too many friends over. I like the gay people too; they’re clean and neat. I’ll never rent to a Jewish person again though, they crack my sink. If there is a crack in your sink, it was the Jews.
What are some of the similarities between being a pop star and being a landlord?
There’s nothing the same, like day and night. Being a landlord is a headache. Being famous is great because everyone wants to say “Hi” to you, be in pictures with you, and be in bed with you. A lot of guys want to beat the shit out of you, too. They get jealous because maybe their girlfriend likes you, and because you have money. Albanians are very jealous people.
Were you ever nervous to perform in front of big crowds?
When I first started out I was embarrassed to sing. I had to drink five beers before I went onstage to build up my confidence.
Remember that time that I asked you to take out my air conditioner, and to work up the energy you had to drink five beers first? Is that a similarity between being a pop star and being a landlord?
No.
What was your beauty regime like back when you were famous? In the photo on your album cover it looks like you might be wearing some blush.
No makeup, no nothing. Sometimes I used Sun-In for highlights, and I didn’t work out, I just got fatter and fatter.
You put Sun-In in your hair and got fatter and fatter? That doesn’t sound like a winning combo.
People liked me.
Are you ever going to make a comeback?
Maybe. I’m playing a boy’s Bar Mitzvah soon, and I played at someone’s wedding recently. It was no big deal.
Did you drink five beers beforehand?
No.
love it
my fav interview you've done
Haha, excellent.
This really cracked me up : "They should be good looking, but not too good looking because then they have too many friends over." I really learned something new here. Fab!
fun times
why are jews sink crackers???
hahahah i totally need the dvd
interview of the year
Holy crap! Sam was my first landlord in Brooklyn. He was real weird. He'd come to pick up rent money at like 1am. That's when he'd clean the hallways too. On the corner of Rodney and Grand.