New Slave = Even More Pathetic Than Last

December 13, 2010

My new slave is turning out to be pretty OK. Yesterday I made him buy Christmas presents for my family and friends. Like he bought my grandma this sandwich press thing that she really wants, and a new tea kettle for my mom, and some books for some other randoms. Of course I will not be informing my family that their gifts were purchased by my mentally unstable, possibly murderous man servant. I’m sure my friends won’t mind either way, as they’re lucky to even be getting gifts.

Just to confirm, I get no sexual pleasure from these photographs and emails that he sends me. I mean please, he’s disgusting and pathetic and has straight up MAN BOOBS, which basically makes him the antithesis of everything I am attracted to. I just think it’s really funny that he’ll do whatever I say. And while at the beginning I felt semi uneasy about taking advantage of these people who I don’t even know, I’ve now begun to enjoy the sense of power. I mean, why not, right?

Below is one of his recent emails.




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  • Reply sourbuzz. December 13, 2010 at 4:50 pm

    so how do I get a slave?

  • Reply fuck December 13, 2010 at 7:54 pm

    what a disgusting slut

  • Reply Broseph December 13, 2010 at 8:03 pm

    with this newfound power, comes responsibility; be careful, lest ye fall to the dark side!

  • Reply Da Man December 13, 2010 at 9:00 pm

    LOL @ slavey's cock! And his coquettish yet grandiose pose. Seriously tho, where are his balls?

  • Reply stella December 13, 2010 at 10:26 pm

    man boobs for sure! fattity fat.and "my otherhalfs knickers"????? ugggh, you slut.

  • Reply Now December 13, 2010 at 10:26 pm

    Why would he shave that? BTW his dick looks like a wierd, short, pipe.

  • Reply Dev December 14, 2010 at 6:12 pm

    Karley… this is fucking nuts (geddit?)p.s ask him if he'll pay my rent.

  • Reply Hkhjhgjhghjgghgj December 14, 2010 at 11:05 pm

    Edit, Unsee.

  • Reply erin December 14, 2010 at 11:26 pm

    Yeah, sorry man but I don't think you will get to enjoy any "good" comments.

  • Reply s December 15, 2010 at 4:12 pm

    no ballsfat fat fat fat fat fat

  • Reply L December 17, 2010 at 6:56 am

    How can I get a slave?

  • Reply sweden December 21, 2010 at 9:30 am

    perverts like him should die, how totally mentally unstable

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