Rants, Feelings & Opinions

Not At All Creepy Emails

April 28, 2012

Opened this selection of not-at-all disturbing emails while drinking my daily protein shake this morning. Totally tragic… but like, in a cute way. Right?




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  • Reply fhd April 28, 2012 at 10:11 am

    im down for whatever lol reminds me of kelly rowland

  • Reply Jack April 28, 2012 at 11:25 am

    What’s with all the ‘talking to parents while having sex’ thing? Bizarre.

    • Reply boynoiz May 8, 2012 at 6:17 am

      haha yeah
      i asked the same …hello dad

  • Reply dingle berry April 28, 2012 at 1:38 pm

    i love you you know like in a humanistic way and everything but i have never emailed you and i only would if i like felt like the need to tell you something private but really i would just tell you here on your blog b/c i really think you have made your blog very easily approachable and i feel like i can tell you anything out in the open and in public.

    thanks karley

  • Reply duende April 28, 2012 at 4:25 pm

    jesus. i think it’ll be awhile before i am able to eat ‘sauce and pasta’ again.

  • Reply Louise April 28, 2012 at 6:37 pm

    I could call my mom whilst fingering your ass. Well, that’s beyond disgusting…

  • Reply Lara D April 28, 2012 at 8:56 pm

    fucking disgusting submissive sluts. get on the fucking floor and piss your pants. then I want you to lick the piss dripping on the floor. imagine this piss is Karley’s. The piss you will never get a taste of because you are disgusting little sluts. Then I want you to piss inside a cup, hopefully you have a hard-on. I want you to dip your whole penis into the cup. Feel the warmth of the piss, imagine you are swimming inside of Karley’s uterus. Yes the uterus you will never be inside of you dumb dogs.

  • Reply Cylinder no.4 April 28, 2012 at 10:48 pm

    I want ‘sauce and pasta’ right now

  • Reply chains April 29, 2012 at 4:33 am


  • Reply alan April 29, 2012 at 7:09 am

    hows come they dont just pick some wild flowers and scribble a little poem onto your heart..

    ring dring ,,, ring dring , dring dring…
    helo mummy its me.. its me mummy its me!
    oh its you again….
    yes mummy , guess what mummy, guess what mummy i got a finger in me ass!
    whats that? i know mummy i know its total class!
    click zz

  • Reply becca April 29, 2012 at 8:21 am

    ive read pretty much ur entire blog over the years n it doesnt seem like uve ever gone 4 a black guy…………… uv done all these random things…….. yet most seem to be with white people?!! i think u shud go for the first nutter.xx

  • Reply steph April 29, 2012 at 1:45 pm

    Creepy as they may be you can’t blame for thinking that you would appreciate these e-mails. I mean, based on the content of your blog. And I suppose in their own fucked up way they do think they are being truly sweet and charming because they are clearly under the impression that you’re into that stuff. Aw now I’ve thought of it in this way I can’t help but think these e-mails are really adorable! Your fans <3 you Karley, ALL of them, in their own special unique snowflake way.

  • Reply human April 29, 2012 at 6:45 pm

    send them on missions!

  • Reply papaver somniferum April 29, 2012 at 8:01 pm

    the second email reminds me of how a cat likes to clean itself with their tongue- so with this guy, you could get a cat bath.

    i would totes want to cross that off my list of weird shit before i die.

  • Reply D April 30, 2012 at 3:38 am

    Run on sentence LOOOOOOOOOOL

  • Reply emily April 30, 2012 at 3:50 am

    totally mad me lol at “run-on sentence”

  • Reply Meowcloud April 30, 2012 at 9:10 am

    I just read all of your blog because I have a UTI from fucking so much. Thanks for having an entertaining sex life to help me through these tough times.

  • Reply boynoiz May 8, 2012 at 6:25 am


  • Reply Honey June 27, 2012 at 2:42 am

    “Golden Girls and See how many times I can make you cum with my mouth.” = interesting choice of sentence, structure- and content-wise.

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