My last intern, Stan. Could this be your life?!
Like actually. Anyone interested? I need someone who lives in New York, who would be free a couple days a week to help me sort out my life. I don’t have an office (obvs), I work from my bed, in the lying down position with my laptop rested on my boobs, so it would be a very casual thing. Although sometimes we could go to a nearby cafe and drink chai soy lattes with our Macs and pretend to be important or whatever.
I need someone who is good at technical internet things, who can help me set up web stuff that I don’t know how to do. You don’t have to be some web design master, but I need someone with SKILLS, get it? You will also need to be able to do things like transcribe interviews, and sell my used underwear on Craigslist. I will also look to you for advice on stuff like what shoes go with what outfit, and what method of hair flippage is most the alluring. You know, important shit. I can’t pay you now but I’ll buy you food and alcohol on occasion and pay you in good vibes! :)
Email me if you’re interested! karleysciortino@gmail.com
If you're ever in Australia hit me up, lolz
whhhyyyy arent you in london anymoreeeeeee. sad face
i'll do it. i'm totes qualified.
OMG hair flippage is my obsession! We're like the same person in every respect practically.
I'm interning for you when I move out to NYC for school next year. No ifs, ands, or buts.
FUCK i wish i lived in NYC i would do this so hard. fuck fuck incoming sadface :(((((
the last website i made was a geocities page for my band when i was in middle school, which is probably the equivalent of 65 blogyears ago. no skills here.hey- but when you get an intern, can you choose a girl and also teach her how to be funny and stuff?cooool, thanks.
wait you make money doing this? or are you a 1%er?
if i lived in ny id run the shit out of your errands.