OMG I Need an Intern!

October 8, 2011

My last intern, Stan. Could this be your life?!

Like actually. Anyone interested? I need someone who lives in New York, who would be free a couple days a week to help me sort out my life. I don’t have an office (obvs), I work from my bed, in the lying down position with my laptop rested on my boobs, so it would be a very casual thing. Although sometimes we could go to a nearby cafe and drink chai soy lattes with our Macs and pretend to be important or whatever.

I need someone who is good at technical internet things, who can help me set up web stuff that I don’t know how to do. You don’t have to be some web design master, but I need someone with SKILLS, get it? You will also need to be able to do things like transcribe interviews, and sell my used underwear on Craigslist. I will also look to you for advice on stuff like what shoes go with what outfit, and what method of hair flippage is most the alluring. You know, important shit. I can’t pay you now but I’ll buy you food and alcohol on occasion and pay you in good vibes! :)

Email me if you’re interested! karleysciortino@gmail.com



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  • Reply madi October 8, 2011 at 9:22 am

    If you're ever in Australia hit me up, lolz

  • Reply Ashlee October 8, 2011 at 9:33 am

    whhhyyyy arent you in london anymoreeeeeee. sad face

  • Reply pegs October 8, 2011 at 11:49 am

    i'll do it. i'm totes qualified.

  • Reply Daniel October 8, 2011 at 2:55 pm

    OMG hair flippage is my obsession! We're like the same person in every respect practically.

  • Reply Lauren October 8, 2011 at 7:32 pm

    I'm interning for you when I move out to NYC for school next year. No ifs, ands, or buts.

  • Reply Sofia October 8, 2011 at 11:16 pm

    FUCK i wish i lived in NYC i would do this so hard. fuck fuck incoming sadface :(((((

  • Reply kstang October 9, 2011 at 5:10 pm

    the last website i made was a geocities page for my band when i was in middle school, which is probably the equivalent of 65 blogyears ago. no skills here.hey- but when you get an intern, can you choose a girl and also teach her how to be funny and stuff?cooool, thanks.

  • Reply money bags October 25, 2011 at 6:47 am

    wait you make money doing this? or are you a 1%er?

  • Reply princeofthecity November 18, 2011 at 7:42 pm

    if i lived in ny id run the shit out of your errands.

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