the hurricane is fucking up my sex life
i want sex but the only thing in my apartment is a tuna melt
“i feel bad”
i bought coffee with change from my couch: help me i’m poor vol.1
chinese people laugh at my phone
fat and sassy: a way of life
lesbian nightmare festival
if i check-in on foursquare can i get half off my pizza? – help me i’m poor vol.2
who moved my trash pile?
do you have a bag of chips in your purse and how far away are you from me?
triple meat salad
alone
i feel insecure about my arms
why is this fucking person standing so close to me?
vintage laptop
indie laptop
my gym gives out free guacamole… are they trying to sabotage me?
girl dies in ferocious scissoring accident
homeless people think i’m lady gaga
no, YOUR pizza has AIDS
ode to carb relapse
my weave won’t be caught with some stuffed-crust bullshit
maybe i’ll do some leg lifts
hurricane causes multiple cases of fatal grindr withdrawal
no, that’s a rash
i was attacked by some idiot from out here in the projects
i told my stomach if it gets any bigger it has to start chipping in for bills and paying for its own health insurance
eating my feelings: vol.7
there’s an alarm going off inside my lizard brain
nothing matters
what if my ingrown hair…
lolz – are U going to art basel this year?
yeah!!
You should hit me up (I was about to use hmu but then #tragic) because I work for a local music site thing in Miami and could get you into some gigs for free as my plus one! Just let me know (email me or whatever) because there is gonna be some great shit going on this time round :)
I think this is one of the best things i’ve read on here. Absolutely brilliant.
LOVE this.
AIDS pizza!
lesbian nightmare festival made me lol for a good 5 mins
This is what twitter is for. Tweet more please!
“i was attacked by some idiot from out here in the projects”
oh the lolz.
I hope are keeping yourself safe with this chaotic situation.
No your pizza has AIDS but I got mine half off via foursquare. Stay strong baby!
this feels very forced
is that the title of your shitty ass poem?
So nice! Love you so much girl. keep going! and your body is amazing by the way.
i thought the title of this said said “potential porn titles” and i was way more into it
move into a squat again or take up heroine. you’re not fucked up enough anymore
phew yr back and well back innit x
Another one : “Bitchy Litchy found out my Milky Way”