Slave Update

September 28, 2010










Here’s the latest email from my slave:

Aside from a slight repetitiveness and the continuous misspelling of the word “so,” I can not really complain about this email. It’s actually pretty spot on, if you ask me. Fuck… my increasing irreverence when it comes to receiving messages and photographs of this nature is actually beginning to frighten me. I think. Sort of. Maybe. Not really.

Below is some information about my slave, most of which I’ve concluded from his various drunken, convoluted, 2000+ word emails, which I only read half of and then get bored and go back to watching porn.

-He enjoys being told his dick is small.
-He has, on numerous occasions, hired a married couple to come to his house and fuck in front of him while simultaneously telling him his dick is small.
-He is 36.
-He enjoys eating girls out, especially after they’ve just been fucked by someone else (bonus points if he came inside her).
-He works in marketing.
-He’s never sucked a dick but he wants to forced to do so, preferably by a woman.
-He enjoys jerking off and ejaculating onto his own face, then eating his cum.
-He likes dolphins, has swam with them many wonderful times.
-He has not had penetrative sex in over 18 months (he goes down on girls but doesn’t fuck them… sounds awkward).
-He is a vegetarian.



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  • Reply Alex September 28, 2010 at 5:06 pm

    This makes me hot, although I can't decide in my fantasies whether I'd rather be him or her. Probably him.

  • Reply @SEBBYWOOD September 28, 2010 at 6:20 pm

    The weirdest thing about him is that he is a vegetarian! I think you should make him a meat eater.

  • Reply Chelsea September 29, 2010 at 12:50 am

    This is why I fucking hate vegetarians.

  • Reply andrew nuding September 29, 2010 at 12:59 am


  • Reply her empty soul September 29, 2010 at 1:26 am

    hahaha love this kid.

  • Reply Leonard Miller September 29, 2010 at 7:33 pm

    If he does get you an iPhone, be careful cos the battery life isn't all that.

  • Reply justin boyer September 30, 2010 at 5:17 pm


  • Reply Belittled Bee October 1, 2010 at 5:20 am

    he sounds so dreamy

  • Reply Ron October 1, 2010 at 4:17 pm

    Make Him A Meat Eater!!!

  • Reply her empty soul October 3, 2010 at 8:46 am

    i hope that's not cum on his stomach, too

  • Reply Stephanie October 4, 2010 at 12:32 am

    sounds fun…. but pls don't get yourself killed by a psycho Karley!!

  • Reply me October 9, 2010 at 11:59 pm

    He does eat meat. He did fuck in the past 18 months. He is just distrubed that he cannot feel love.

  • Reply hilary October 12, 2010 at 9:58 pm

    correction: he's a vagitarian. extra meaty curtains.

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