Submit to Slutever’s New “Lonely Sluts” Personals

Before Tinder, Bumble, Seeking Arrangement, Craigslist Personals and whatever the online dating equivalent of MySpace was, there were newspaper personals. As Slutever has long been a point of convergence for those of us with non-conforming sexualities, it seemed like the right thing to do to help sluts meet other like-minded sluts. Inspired by the likes of Herstory Personals, and The Georgia Straight’s I Saw Yous, Slutever introduces our very own: Lonely Sluts personals.

Whether you’re kinky, vanilla, lonely, poly, a dom, a sub, both, neither, looking for love or lust in the form of a unicorn, monogamy, someone to tie you up, someone who’ll let you worship their feet, a sugar daddy, a leather daddy, a friend with benefits…. we want to help you find your soulmate. Or the top to your bottom. Or a great one night stand. Or, if nothing else, a good story.

Your submission should be (as) artfully written (as you possibly can) and should follow this structure:

Name: Beardy Boy6969
Location: New York City
Text: Mildly misogynistic Portland transplant with carpenter arms and a heart of rose-gold ISO grunty vanilla sex with conventionally beautiful middle-class female in my DUMBO loft.
Age: Man-child


Name: HottieHere2HumiliateU
Location: Los Angeles
Text: Polyamorous high-femme dominatrix with Grace Jones cheekbones and a penchant for oysters ISO wealthy human to humiliate. Inexperienced subs need not apply.
Age: Mid twenties

Please send submissions to :) We will not share your personal info. Instead, we will forward all replies to your ad back to you, and you can decide whether to reply to your admirers or not :) Don’t be shy!

Love, Slutever/Cupid

Written by Sophia Larigakis



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