Before Tinder, Bumble, Seeking Arrangement, Craigslist Personals and whatever the online dating equivalent of MySpace was, there were newspaper personals. As Slutever has long been a point of convergence for those of us with non-conforming sexualities, it seemed like the right thing to do to help sluts meet other like-minded sluts. Inspired by the likes of Herstory Personals, and The Georgia Straight’s I Saw Yous, Slutever introduces our very own: Lonely Sluts personals.
Whether you’re kinky, vanilla, lonely, poly, a dom, a sub, both, neither, looking for love or lust in the form of a unicorn, monogamy, someone to tie you up, someone who’ll let you worship their feet, a sugar daddy, a leather daddy, a friend with benefits…. we want to help you find your soulmate. Or the top to your bottom. Or a great one night stand. Or, if nothing else, a good story.
Your submission should be (as) artfully written (as you possibly can) and should follow this structure:
Name: Beardy Boy6969
Location: New York City
Text: Mildly misogynistic Portland transplant with carpenter arms and a heart of rose-gold ISO grunty vanilla sex with conventionally beautiful middle-class female in my DUMBO loft.
Location: Los Angeles
Text: Polyamorous high-femme dominatrix with Grace Jones cheekbones and a penchant for oysters ISO wealthy human to humiliate. Inexperienced subs need not apply.
Age: Mid twenties
Please send submissions to firstname.lastname@example.org :) We will not share your personal info. Instead, we will forward all replies to your ad back to you, and you can decide whether to reply to your admirers or not :) Don’t be shy!
Written by Sophia Larigakis