Squallyoaks Gets Bombed… Sort Of

February 8, 2009

I was at home last night trying to make an instructional video on how to wash your hair when you have no shower and no hot water, when my flatmate Dominic came running into the room, screaming about how someone had planted a bomb in our back garden. Well, actually, that’s not the most accurate interpretation of what happened, and the mysterious object in the back garden wasn’t a bomb per se, but it was something that kind of looked like a bomb, and it was bleeping and alarming like a bomb, so I’m just going to call it a bomb. So now I am convinced that someone is trying to kill us. I got it all on tape. See for yourselves.




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  • Reply dalston shopper February 8, 2009 at 11:24 pm

    hey that’s like a proper little film. I enjoyed it. Fresh.

  • Reply Dominic February 8, 2009 at 11:35 pm

    it looks fake but someone really did rob a bank and threw the evidence in our back yard!!! and that was all by chance it was filmed! only at the oaks!!

  • Reply irrational numbers and fears February 9, 2009 at 12:55 am

    When I first watched that exciting film, I thought Dominic sounded quite posh… (unless there is more than one Dominic and i’m mixing them up)Squallyoaks looked quite tidy too! (although it’s a staircase and it’s dark)

  • Reply Stoooops February 9, 2009 at 4:14 am

    “i hope its bin food” loooooooooooool

  • Reply H H February 9, 2009 at 10:19 am

    why do you all have the same wierd transatlantic accent??

  • Reply Dominic February 9, 2009 at 12:13 pm

    squally is 1 third americans, third scottish and the rest from all round england so the accents do blur a little

  • Reply brixtonia February 9, 2009 at 12:54 pm

    Somehow this doesn’t surprise me… this kind of things can only happen at Squally! WTF(and I love how Dom is still the only one who takes things seriously and thinks of calling the police while everyone else is laughing and screaming for effect… reminds me of wall destruction day)

  • Reply louise February 10, 2009 at 2:18 am

    “Whats the number for the police”-lololol. You should sell this to speilberg man. I’m hooked.

  • Reply Space Cadet February 11, 2009 at 5:32 pm

    Having adventures like these surely motivates you to stay in Squallyoaks!!

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