A look back at the ways my life exploded after my lover’s dick knocked a cyst the size of a grapefruit loose from my ovary. By Cat Damon. Main image by Sandy Kim. Continue reading “How my Ovarian Cyst Helped me Make Peace with my FUPA (and other Reflections)”
This is What Happens When You Realize there’s a Cyst the Size of a Baseball on your Ovary Ugh
Slutever’s resident over-sharer, Cat Damon, walks us through what her cyst has taught her about the universe, sex, not having sex, and eating hamburgers in bed. Continue reading “This is What Happens When You Realize there’s a Cyst the Size of a Baseball on your Ovary Ugh”
The Thing About Dating Actors Is… They’re Dramatic
“I went on a date with an actor/bartender because I felt like, ‘Why not?’ I found out why. By Cat Damon.
Continue reading “The Thing About Dating Actors Is… They’re Dramatic”
That Moment When You Realize You Prefer Gay Tinder
“I’d spent most of my life thus far either ignoring my attraction to women or corralling that desire to the Google Incognito page I use for porn.” – Cat Damon on finally taking (Tinder) action regarding her fluid sexuality. Continue reading “That Moment When You Realize You Prefer Gay Tinder”
Why “The One Who Got Away” is Bullshit
Cat Damon—Slutever’s newest over-sharer—reflects on how we idealize past relationships in the present, the idea that someone can just “get away” from you, and the hand-job she maybe regrets not giving when she was 18. Continue reading “Why “The One Who Got Away” is Bullshit”
The Demise and Resurrection of My Open-Relationship
Cat Damon—Slutever’s newest over-sharer—chronicles the demise of her open-relationship, and what made her come back for more… briefly. Continue reading “The Demise and Resurrection of My Open-Relationship”
Is it Possible to Hatefuck Yourself? (A Memoir)
Cat Damon—Slutever’s newest over-sharer—chronicles her hilarious cumming-of-age, from sexual anxieties, to therapeutic masturbation, to the wonders of a round brush. Continue reading “Is it Possible to Hatefuck Yourself? (A Memoir)”
Dating an Orgy Organizer
I dated someone in an open-relationship who tried to organize an orgy within his friend group. By Cat Damon. Continue reading “Dating an Orgy Organizer”