Tag: Slutever T-shirt

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Slutever Vaj Tee – Some Left

Hey guys, I have some Slutever Vaj Tees shirts left. I’ve been mega lazy about selling/advertizing them, but I’m starting to get sick of storing the leftovers in my loft bedroom which has literally zero closet space :) So if you want to buy one, here’s how you do it:

PURCHASE INSTRUCTIONS:

Email me at karleyslutever@gmail.com to request a shirt. Include your full name, your address, and the size you want in the email.

Once you get a confirmation email from me, you can Paypal me the cost + shipping at karleyslutever@gmail.com. 

Price: $40 (U.S. dollars) plus shipping

Shipping cost: $5 for America, Canada and Mexico; $10 for anywhere else

Thanks! xoxo

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Slutever Vaj T-Shirt… Second Edition!

They’re baaack, by popular demand! Lol. No but honestly, vaginas are really in these days, so I figured I should cash in by making a second edition of my wonderful and politically relevant vaj T-shirts. Buy one now and become instantly popular! If you’re not convinced, then please check out the following photos of the Slutever Vaj Tee looking stylish on a variety of cool people:

Convinced? :)

This is a limited edition run of 200 shirts. They run in mens sizes S-M-L-XL. They are sized like American Apparel T-shirts. To give you a reference, all the girls in the top photo are wearing smalls.

PURCHASE INSTRUCTIONS:

Email me at karleyslutever@gmail.com to request a shirt. Include your full name, your address, and the size you want in the email.

Once you get a confirmation email from me, you can Paypal me the cost + shipping at karleyslutever@gmail.com. 

Price: $40 (U.S. dollars) plus shipping

Shipping cost: $5 for America, Canada and Mexico; $10 for anywhere else

Thanks! xoxo

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Slutever Vaj T-shirt: Feminist Dilemmaz!

Dear Karley, I bought a shirt from you like six months ago and finally wore it out in public yesterday. I live in this small ~close minded~ city and a friend of my mum’s saw me and texted her about it. My mum is FREAKING OUT! I was all, “It’s a feminist statement,” but she doesn’t agree and thinks I’m anti women’s rights, etc. How do I explain to her what your vagina on a shirt even MEANS?! Help, Gemma

OMG! You should tell your mom that you are supporting your favorite punk, female-empowerment sex blog, and that wearing a blog T-shirts is the modern equivalent of what wearing a band t-shirt meant when she was young. Also, mention that supporting a literary blog is way cooler and more refined than supporting a band because it means you actually read, and tbh liking bands is a bit lazy and “obvious,” ya know what I mean?

Explain to your mom that the vagina is a reproductive organ, and that it’s beautiful! Remind her that you came out of hers. Girls’ sexy parts are not only there to arouse boys, and by putting an image of a vagina on a T-shirt, over the chest, it’s turning the vagina into a symbol–a symbol of power yo!–rather than displaying it as an object of desire. Explain to her that being a feminist in 2013 is a lot different than it was in her day, and that now that we’ve basically won the battle we can be a lot more lol and playful about things, and that she should just take her Klonopin and chill out.

Also, your mom’s friend sounds like an uptight cunt. Hope that helps! xx

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Random T-Shirt Whatever!

Remember a while ago I told you that I was selling Slutever T-shirts? And that wearing one would make you instantly cooler, more sexually desirable, and more famous all at once? Well, I still have a handful of T-shirts left. They’re $40 + shipping, and they are like a piece of fine art in that they will increase in value over time, obviously.

They are a limited edition run of 200 only, and they are super soft. I wear mine to bed, because it’s sort of tragic to wear a photo of your own vaj on your tits in public, right? IDK. If you want one, please email me at karleyslutever@gmail.com with the subject “T-shirt,” and please tell me what country you live in and what size you would like in the initial email. They run in sizes s-m-l-xl, and run like American Apparel men’s sizes. (I have mainly smalls left, FYI, and a small fits me well, if slightly loose.) Payment by Paypal only.

Check out these cool cats modeling the Slutever T! Also, if you have a T-shirt, pleeease send me a pic of you wearing it to karleyslutever@gmail.com!

That’s Kimberly Kane in the photo above. OMGGGG! And that glamorous pencil drawing is by Ally DeVellis.

Also, here’s some glamorous reader art. (If you made one of these and I didn’t credit you, please email me and I’ll fix it. I’m unorganized and lose track of who send me what, oops :/)

My slave is an idiot.

Also, here’s a couple emails I recently received. I thought I would share these two gems with you, to give you an idea of what I go through every day. Like, WTF is that dude? A photo of your dick wrapped in swaddling blankets? I just puked in my own mouth.

I particularly love this one. It’s great to wake up in the morning to an email in your inbox with the subject line, “You’re complete shit lol.” This guy is criticizing my Jezebel column and saying that I give bad advice (WHAT?!), but his criticism of the column is that it makes him laugh… makes him laugh, because it’s so bad, it seems. But the kicker is, the whole point of writing something that’s intentionally funny is to make people laugh… right? Shit, now I’m confused.