The New Slutever Film on Purple TV is Up!

January 18, 2012

To remind you, I do a monthly Slutever video series for Purple mag’s Purple TELEVISION. Here’s my newest short film, Telephone!

The video was directed by the lovely Alan Del Rio Ortiz, and stars babes May Andersen and Emily Hope. I’m in it too, duh, and I wrote it, because I’m a screen writer now.




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  • Reply LB January 18, 2012 at 4:02 pm

    this whole persona is starting to become boring and predictable. You used to be funny, now you just get your tits out. Either make out with me, or just stop. (total threat)

  • Reply a w January 18, 2012 at 4:59 pm

    Karley, I love you and stuff, but remember that you don’t always have to strip naked and show your tits (although we all know you like to show your tits) just in order to get attention and seem “interesting”. Personally, I like you because you are hilarious, amazing and a great writer. You will never start to bore me as long as you just keep writing and being as fucked up, sweet and honest as you are. But eventually people will grow tired of watching you without clothes on and shit. I’d rather read your stories than watch your boobs – if people want to look at boobs they watch porn. Anyways, you’re awesome and my favorite blogger of all time. Love

  • Reply chelsea January 18, 2012 at 5:32 pm

    you are too hot for your own good :)

  • Reply crow January 18, 2012 at 5:38 pm

    Why can’t she be a great writer and get off on showing her tits? I don’t see why the two have to be mutually exclusive.

    • Reply dalas v January 18, 2012 at 8:55 pm

      I second this opinion.

    • Reply Kate January 20, 2012 at 6:23 pm

      because people are afraid of women owning their sexuality :(

  • Reply anonymous January 18, 2012 at 5:48 pm

    May Anderson is my dream woman.

  • Reply kimi January 18, 2012 at 10:05 pm

    I think this is amazing. Smart-Sexy-Sexual. Karley is a triple threat, so stop hating.

    • Reply karleyslutever January 18, 2012 at 10:34 pm


  • Reply dirty January 18, 2012 at 10:19 pm

    i didn’t really see tits, i saw a see through bodysuit

  • Reply virginia slim January 18, 2012 at 10:38 pm

    Karley you make a brown man blush.

  • Reply Alyssia January 18, 2012 at 11:55 pm

    Slutevs losers, Karley’s tits are just a fab addition to her perfect blog, enjoy them and stop crying.

  • Reply lord January 19, 2012 at 2:58 am

    this is like when mainstream chicks pretend to be lesbos right?

  • Reply Sebastian January 20, 2012 at 4:18 am

    Guh! Beautiful woman, talented writer, amazing body. #Moarplz

  • Reply rickey January 20, 2012 at 7:41 am

    the lisp is the only thing left

  • Reply Morbit Angle January 20, 2012 at 1:03 pm

    I’ll give you 3 years before you start doing porn

  • Reply SarahK January 21, 2012 at 6:00 pm

    Simply Gorgeous! You’re a bombshell!

  • Reply Laura January 23, 2012 at 12:43 am

    May looks like Lykke May.???

  • Reply H January 23, 2012 at 12:38 pm

    Girl kisses another girl for a man behind a camera. How original.

    • Reply karleyslutever January 23, 2012 at 8:13 pm

      Yeah but I wrote it, so it’s different.

      • Reply H January 27, 2012 at 6:49 am

        and Chinese women bound their own feet.

  • Reply thetruth January 24, 2012 at 2:29 pm

    you became absolutely boring in the last half year. your tits are saggy and you probably have all kinds of diseases.
    talking about feminists and liberating woman, you are just another whore. if you want to be heard then do it with words and not with putting more shame on yourself. with that kind of behaviour you shouldnt be proud of your reader base which is 99% people who want to see you naked, why i dont know because you arent even pretty but people take what they can get.

    • Reply sofie January 25, 2012 at 9:52 pm


      • Reply steph February 13, 2012 at 11:17 pm

        omfg. totes agree. i bet the person with PMS is heaps fugly too. Karley’s great.

  • Reply Josh February 2, 2012 at 3:47 pm

    Personally, I’m only here for the tits.

  • Reply crapdetector February 17, 2012 at 5:01 pm

    Lesbo Poser. what a crap.

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