Video Memories

November 14, 2011

I wonder if one day, when I’m old, I’m going to show these videos to my children and say, “This is what my life was like before I had wrinkles, before my tits were saggy, and before my vaj was destroyed giving birth to you. This was happiness.”



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  • Reply square November 14, 2011 at 4:07 am

    You look like a blow up doll.

  • Reply kstang November 14, 2011 at 4:07 am

    lookin’ good bb


  • Reply Anon November 14, 2011 at 11:27 am

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  • Reply Dusty Sparkles November 14, 2011 at 4:55 pm

    Yo girl, your nipples are craaaazy.

  • Reply anna November 14, 2011 at 5:12 pm

    it’s danish, the stuff on the board-thing.
    “those who eat cheese are retards, because cheese has holes and it stinks” lolzy

  • Reply spandrell November 14, 2011 at 10:39 pm

    not gonna lie, i come back to these videos for the nuclear plant meltdown alarm sound

    • Reply karleyslutever November 15, 2011 at 5:03 am

      I love you. You have good taste.

  • Reply gunderscores November 15, 2011 at 1:40 am

    Damn, Dev was rocking some shawt shawts!

  • Reply Nadia November 15, 2011 at 10:01 am

    you hang out with the most interesting and beautiful people ever.

  • Reply bollo November 15, 2011 at 2:59 pm

    i <3 yr video mammaries.

  • Reply zumami November 15, 2011 at 5:49 pm

    I am truly in love with you, you are a goddess! You are a such a beautiful, loving and smart person that it almost hurts! :) I am super happy and feel extraordinarily motivated to go out and make shit happen – thank you for being an inspiration.

    Love, Zed

    PS that Russian guy towards the end of the flick – HAWT! Please tell me he aint gay.

    • Reply karleyslutever November 15, 2011 at 6:53 pm

      Not gay!

  • Reply rocco siffredi November 15, 2011 at 9:57 pm

    this made me really excited to see blood orange this weekend : )

    • Reply karleyslutever November 15, 2011 at 10:03 pm

      He is SO unbelievably good live! It’s mind blowing.

      • Reply rocco siffredi November 16, 2011 at 11:14 pm

        i can tell! keeping my fingers crossed he wears those same daisy dukes…

  • Reply princeofthecity November 16, 2011 at 3:10 pm

    i was at that blood orange show. he threw the guitar like 10 feet in the air, caught it, and kept rocking. ‘mazing!

  • Reply foofie November 18, 2011 at 12:59 am

    in a desperate attempt to see justice, i stood outside oggling through those brick windows. Later they left through the side door and i motherfucking hugged gaspard auge. it was a glorious moment. I think i scared him though. probs.
    i’m terribly jealous you were there. better you than some hipster scumb- …oh wait.

    haha <3

  • Reply the love monster December 30, 2011 at 4:36 am

    omg i’m so in love with you

  • Reply Martine February 16, 2012 at 3:39 am

    Ja dem der spiser ost stinker!!!
    Danish is such a weird language!

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